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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:07 PM       
No, I gave away the last one I made without photographing it. I'm ordering a vincent price shrunken apple head kit so I can make some more. It's supposed to come with a special drying chamber that clips onto a lamp so drying only takes a couple of days. I'll definitely photograph the new one once I make it.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:20 PM       


I'm surprised I've never seen/heard of shrunken apple heads. That's pretty cool.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:21 PM       
Crabapples aren't poisonous, they are strong and bitter.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:57 PM       
yeah you can add them to cider or make jelly out of them but they are not for eating by themselves
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 12:34 AM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 08:24 AM       
I like how it went from a picture of a kitten, a flower, and a grenade to crabapples. Holy shit Rankeri.

I want an apple now, you sons of bitches.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 12:41 PM       
I hate how it all ended with ZBF.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 12:46 PM       
The height of anticlimax.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 12:47 PM       
Normally I don't like the fucking HILARIOUS AND WACKY YOUTUBE VIDEOS you see everywhere, but this Italian Spiderman thing is probably the best thing this side of Rug Cop
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:47 PM       
What happened to Pickleman?
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:15 PM       
The only thing that can ease the pain of such a shitty work week is Jim Beam.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:22 PM       
Cheers, WR
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:25 PM       
So my roommate got conned into babysitting a 2 month old baby for a friend of his. He has no experience with kids. What kind of mother leaves her 2 month old with a guy who doesn't have the first clue how to make formula or change a diaper?
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:26 PM       
2 month? How long ddoes she plan on being out for?
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:28 PM       
I think she said 3-4 hours.

BTW, she got knocked up by a married guy with FIVE kids and she was well aware of that fact for the several months she was getting the pipe from him.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:31 PM       
Sounds like an episode of Maury.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:33 PM       
2 hours is stretching it. I'm guessing it wasn't anything important she had to do. Maybe she's daddy hunting?
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:33 PM       
The best part was that the wife found out and followed her all the way to base (the knocked up chick is military) and was cussing her out through the fence. It was a hilarious scene.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:34 PM       
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2 hours is stretching it. I'm guessing it wasn't anything important she had to do. Maybe she's daddy hunting?
She's going out to get drunk so yes she's probably daddy hunting.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
Did mom stand there at attention straight faced? That would totally piss of wife.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:48 PM       
She briskly walked away with her head down as the wife called her a bevy of interesting names. Everyone else nearby was utterly confused with "what the fuck?" looks on their faces.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:53 PM       
She's gonna come home drunk and take care of her 2 month old baby? That makes me nervous about the babies safety. Especially if she didn't attract any men.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 05:38 AM       
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I'm surprised I've never seen/heard of shrunken apple heads. That's pretty cool.
this is by far the most frightening thing i have ever seen. ever.
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