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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 04:36 AM        So yeah, I have a hernia
It's small and I go see a surgeon on Tuesday. Should I be worried?
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 10:22 AM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 12:26 PM       


i had one when i was 12 from doing gymnastics. you'll be fine save for the fact that you have to have invasive surgery and there's always a risk that you will die on the operating table

so yeah :'(
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 01:14 PM       
I think I've had one for a while.

I have this little thing right around my waistline, over my hoo-ha, I guess a little below my bladder. It only happened when I stood up for a while (i.e., when I was at work) and I could push it in. It hurt a little. I heard from someone that it was probably a hernia.

It fixed itself, though, so it probably wasn't.
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 06:41 PM       
i have a herniated disk in my spine.
not really the same thing.
but damn...
that sucks.
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 07:11 PM       
So I woke up today and my genitals did a funny thing.

That's my new pickup line adapted from your, "So yeah, I have a hernia"
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 10:36 PM       
i thought i had a one. I even got molested by the doctor. but it just turned out that i pulled my groin...

the doctor pulled my groin too :rimshot
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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 07:45 PM       
Thanks for the reassurance fellas.
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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 09:54 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2005, 06:04 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2005, 07:02 PM       
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Old Oct 27th, 2005, 04:47 PM       
Surgery's over. As soon as I shower and the bandages falls off, I'll post a pic of it on Scarmegedon.
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Old Oct 27th, 2005, 11:35 PM       

Well since I cant find scarmeggedon, I'll post it here.
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Old Oct 27th, 2005, 11:55 PM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 01:14 AM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 11:50 AM       
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Well since I cant find scarmeggedon, I'll post it here.
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Old Oct 28th, 2005, 08:29 PM       
OHHH there it is. Thank you sir.
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