Hilarity in the lingerie aisle

[Kitsa]

I was shopping this evening and pushed a pair of women's panties aside on a lingerie rack. Something about the texture of it made me go back and look, and I found that the entire back of it was a fake foam butt.

I mean, I've seen the ones with the padding for the ladies who are kind of flat back there, but this was an actual foam butt, complete with crack. I couldn't tear my eyes away...it was a molded foam butt covered in black spandex. It was $19.95.

No, I didn't buy it. But it was intriguing in a weird sort of way.

It sort of reminded me of those foam butts you can find around Halloween to stick out the backs of hospital gowns and stuff.