Your art? (hypothetically speaking, of course)

[The One and Only...]

If you could make any kind of art piece that you wanted, with unlimited abundance of time, materials, and subjects, what would you make?

To put it bluntly, I'd dump paint on someone, get a canvas, and screw them on it. Why?

1) I have a paint fetish.
2) It would create a unique expression of one of our basic desires - sexual pleasure. Hopefully, you could still tell that a human body was what applied the paint to the canvas, giving it a slightly erotic nature and beautiful form that contrasts with the savage, impulsive colors.

[Anonymous]

It is also the only way you'd ever get laid. Fatty.

[Big McLargehuge]

I would paint time bright blue and dance around it. Chanting.

[Supafly345]

I would make a sketch of some paper, since I lose interest in my pieces quickly.

[executioneer]

I would sculpt a clay sculpture of this board and then accidentaly sit on it

-willie

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Two whales boxing.

[Dole]

"It would create a unique expression" -yeah, no-one has ever attempted anything like that before.

[Immortal Goat]

You are a sick fuck, OAO. You know that, right?