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mburbank · #1

Okay;

I'm at work, and starting at around 1:30, I got really tired, like cold meicine tired, like I could barely force myself to stay awake tired.

then at around 2:00 pm I got ferocioulsy thirsty. Over the course of the next hour I drank aprox. 7 20 ounce bottles of water and went to the bathroom at least ten times.

I seem to be basically okay now, but christ, what the hell was that all about?

It wasn't heat prostation, I work in an air conditioned office and have not been out all day.

kellychaos · #2

Summer cold? Recent type of food eaten (not enough of the right type)? Not enough sleep (obvious but had to ask)? New medications?

kahljorn · #3

Sounds like you need to smoke more crack, or just quit smoking crack all together. You wouldn't be coming down if you didn't smoke in the first place!

Spectre X · #4

Cancer.

Cancer of the mind.

MetalMilitia · #5

Sounds like a bad hangover. Mabey your wife spiked you evening snack with ethanol.

MetalMilitia · #6

Or mabey someone tried to date rape you

HickMan · #7

shutup

ziggytrix · #8

classic symptoms of choco-aids

King Hadas · #9

Did you eat breakfast?

Geggy · #10

That's happened to me before. I'll tell you what I think it is...sounds like a random acts of abduction by aliens. First they'd inject large quanity of potent cough syrups into your system, making you drowsy. As you proceed to fall asleep, they turn off the lights of the office and take your body. They'd experiment on your body for god knows how long, it could be months. They travel back to the time they abducted you and put you back into the office. You wake up, you felt as if you never fell asleep, missing the whole experience in a blink of an eye. The explanation of your thirst? You can figure it out on that one. I'm telling you, man...It's the aliens, man...aliens

And people think I'm crazy.

Terren · #11

Cellphone radiation. It is fucking with all of us. Run for the hills, Long live Virgina

AChimp · #12

You know what's happened to me today? I got in to work, go to my office and there's a cup sitting on my desk. It's not my cup. I don't have a cup. How did this cup get here? Who's cup is it, if not mine? I don't remember having a cup.

This is going to consume me all day.

Supafly345 · #13

It is probably built up fatigue. After missing a little of sleep here, or there, it can rear back over you whenever your body wants. If you are interested or working on something then it will usually be kept at bay, but sometimes it just cannot be helped. It used to happen to me at school where I would suddenly be sapped of energy, even during discussion, and would last the rest of the class. After a quick 10 min nap between classes though it went completely away.

You might have just expirienced a seconed wind type thing, where you kept fighting to stay awake so your body finally turned on again.

mburbank · #14

It could be fatigue. I'm facing three seperate deadlines so I'm not doing all that much sleeping.

AND attempted date rape. Everybody wantsme to be a part of their scene, man. If I like it or not. You know what I'm saying.

My wife says if I'm getting diabetes or some other condition which involves deterioration or long term care of any kind she's leaving me. I think that's sweet.

sadie · #15

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heat prostation

lol.

kahljorn · #16

The Tralfamadorians are going to kidnap you now, Geggy, for sharing their secret with everyone. You rat bastard.

Matt Harty · #17

you are going through puberty its ok dont be scared

Crimson Ghost · #18

Maybe you've become unstuck in time. Next time, you go see Paul Lazaro. He’ll deal with you later.

george · #19

you prolly have HIV and will die before you can get pumped full of that miracle crocodile blood that would have saved your life if it had been available for use in humans just fifteen minutes sooner.

and if you do have some long term thing, just tell your wife you are going to the doctor on a regular basis in preperation to having surgery to get the BIGGEST PENIS EVER. that should keep her around at least long enough to see if getting poked for thirty seconds by a giant penis is any more satisfying than getting poked by a little penis for thirty seconds.

kellychaos · #20

I can confidently and soundly state that the sensation of poking a small vagina versus poking a large vagina feels no different to me in the least.

mburbank · #21

I took a weeks vacation and everything seems to have cleared up. It's so clear now that what I was going through was a re-birth of sorts and that now I can kill whoever I want and will never be caught as I am God's instrument. Oh, also, I can chain smoke and remain cancer free and eat as many crispy strips as I like, as God is keeping my arteries clear so I can do His killing.

Slinky Ferret · #22

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Originally Posted by mburbank

Okay;

I'm at work, and starting at around 1:30, I got really tired, like cold meicine tired, like I could barely force myself to stay awake tired.

then at around 2:00 pm I got ferocioulsy thirsty. Over the course of the next hour I drank aprox. 7 20 ounce bottles of water and went to the bathroom at least ten times.

I seem to be basically okay now, but christ, what the hell was that all about?

It wasn't heat prostation, I work in an air conditioned office and have not been out all day.

I would seriously considering have a check for diabetes. My friend - his eye sight starting going and he had an unquenchable thirst and had to keep going to the bathroom.