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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:39 PM        deap pilot, devastated family, stupid bird.
.....and there was too many. so I fucking shot into the air and they all took off flying around right in front of the god damn plane. I felt so bad when it came back down onto that golf course. Every christmas I put some money in the pilot's wife's mailbox. The army, in an attempt to downplay the whole bird-in-engine thing, told her he was killed by a brothel bouncer in taiwan after a dispute with a prostitute. I suppose they could have come up with something more honorable, but who am I to judge.....
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:10 AM       
RUN!!! THERE IS A FORK IN YOUR EYE!!!
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 06:47 AM       
birdie birdie in the sky
drops a shit into my eye
I'm not angry
I don't cry
I'm just glad that cows can't fly.



aren't you glad too?
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