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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 08:47 AM       
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The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.
you're still a virgin, aren't you? That statement removed any doubt in my mind.
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 08:51 AM       
Sorry, no. The tighter the butthole the more painful and awkward.
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 04:49 PM       
One word: bendies.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 12:06 PM       
I wasn't sure if I was ready to put my weiner inside, so I just used my nuts.
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Old Mar 29th, 2005, 06:38 AM       
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A guy who went to my school last semester was scarred. He claims to have triggered a bowel movement during one of his shitpipe escapades :gross
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Old Mar 29th, 2005, 04:42 PM       
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The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.
hahaha
OAO is pretty anal.
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 09:13 AM       


PS I'm not laughing with you, I am laughing at you.
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 04:53 PM       
I've been used to that since junior high gym class.
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 06:41 PM       
That's hott. ;o
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 09:25 PM       
i didn't even read through all of the reply's.

i just can't believe you referred to your dick as a weiner.
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 09:45 PM       
Thats because I'm a man, not some shitty pussy
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:15 PM       
ohhhhh u got me. oh it hurts.

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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:33 PM       
whats wrong with your lips?
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 01:24 PM       
Yeah, I'm a man
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 04:52 PM       
Real men do not fear euphemisms!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 08:03 AM       
it is rathera shame about small buttholes but personally I aim somewhere else if you know what I mean
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 08:43 AM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 01:47 PM       
back in the future this thread doesn't exist.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 03:10 PM       
They make this stuff called anal ease. It's cherry flavored, it comes in a tube. You rub it on/in your ass and it doesnt hurt as much. Wee.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 04:31 PM       
So if you rub on another part of your body it hurts a lot?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 06:43 PM       
There's nothing wrong with anal sex. It's fun and interesting. I used to be uncomfortable about it but now I'm all whatever lol.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 01:01 AM       
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Sorry, no. The tighter the butthole the more painful and awkward.
I mean for the one sticking it in.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 01:12 AM       
People who do it in the butt too much can have their intestines fall out.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:35 AM       
Come on, who can honestly say they haven't prolapsed their rectum at some point?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:57 AM       
i'm getting a rotten dot com flashback

or having maybe
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