Is my penis normal, part II

[The One and Only...]

In the previous OAO penis thread, I pointed out that my penis is slightly curved. That turned out to be okay, and gave me some bonus points for being a little unique.

In this penis thread, more will be covered:

1) Can someone tell me how large the average 15-16 year old male's penis is? Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").

2) Is it normal for me to shoot so far that I could hit my face/chin/neck if my penis were pointed in that direction when I masturbate? Doesn't that seem a little... far?

3) How long is the optimal penis length, assuming the cardinality of pleasure in women (women answer, please)?

Thank you for reading this thread.

[Schimid]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

1) Can someone tell me how large the average 15-16 year old male's penis is? Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").

[Big McLargehuge]

To answer all your questions...no.

and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream

[The Unseen]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

In the previous OAO penis thread, I pointed out that my penis is slightly curved. That turned out to be okay, and gave me some bonus points for being a little unique.

In this penis thread, more will be covered:

1) Can someone tell me how large the average 15-16 year old male's penis is? Sometimes I pretend that mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I also hope that my partner's will grow larger as we get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my partner's penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").

2) Is it normal for me to shoot so far that I could hit my partner's face/chin/neck from across the room if my penis were pointed in that direction when I masturbate? Doesn't that seem a little... far?

3) How long is the optimal penis length, assuming the cardinality of pleasure in my butt (men answer, please)?

Thank you for reading this thread.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Your penis is evil.

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream

He's lying.

[Big McLargehuge]

nuh uh

[Schimid]

Oh my god

[The One and Only...]

This thread was supposed to be serious. Seriously.

[Gurlugon]

www.jackinworld.com

Because I'm benevolent like that.

[Pee Wee Herman]

When you measure your wang, you measure from base to tip, on the top half of the shaft. You don't measure from the bottom half of the shaft because it is very innaccurate.

7" sounds like you measured from the bottom. try it again on the top and post the results, preferably with pictures.

[Schimid]

Three posts ago, this would've been thread backups material.

[Gurlugon]

Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

...preferably with pictures.

[Pee Wee Herman]

So we can, uh, verify his claims, of course.

[Rongi]

Did somebody say penis?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Yeah, you.

penis

[soundtest]

"I see..."

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

When you measure your wang, you measure from base to tip, on the top half of the shaft. You don't measure from the bottom half of the shaft because it is very innaccurate.

7" sounds like you measured from the bottom. try it again on the top and post the results, preferably with pictures.

What half of the shaft are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean. Measuring penis length should be simpler than this.

Do you mean what side I measured it from (as in, facing away from me or facing towards me)?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Holy shit. Picture a guy standing sideways with a boner pointing out at a 90 degree angle. Divide his cock in half, lengthwise (the long way). The "top half" is the half that is above the bottom half. The bottom half the the half that is directly beneath the top half.

Fuck.

[Gurlugon]

Yeah, The One and Only, what the fuck were you thinking?

[The One and Only...]

Who in their right mind would only measure the top half? That doesn't even make sense.

[Pee Wee Herman]

HOLY FUCK. YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE!

If you measure the bottom half, it is inacurate. When you measure the top half, you are measuring from your stomach to the tip of your wang.

OH LOOK IM SO SMART I LIKE LAISSEZ FAIRE CAPITALISM, YET I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MEASURE MY PENIS HEHEHEHE

[Schimid]

Shut the fuck up.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream

ITS TRUE :X

[The One and Only...]

I think Pee's pulling my leg. Or, more appropriately, trickling down it.