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Blackjack · #1

Proto, man, you won't believe this:

Girls LOVE Transformers!

I'm serious! Since I began collecting old school 1984 Transformers in around February, I've had two girls round to my house and in both cases they instantly notice them on the shelf and get really interested! So a merry time can be had explaining about the good guys and the bad guys, who transforms into what, then letting them have a go themselves. Putting the tapes into Soundwave's tape compartment goes down especially well!

My theory is basically, girls have shit for toys. So when the nostalgia gene kicks in, they have to steal our retro goodness which was much cooler than anything Mattel had to offer girls in the 80s.

So the moral of the story? Transformers will help you get GIRLS!!! (Just don't take it too seriously, mind!!)

Anonymous · #2

Girls love Homestar Runner, too.

But not all of us.

Jeanette X · #3

Transformers? I was too busy making Ken fuck Barbie to play with those.

Kitty of Doom · #4

Video games get girls

Haha, how can Ken and Barbie fuck without genitalia? I used to do that too.....

Jeanette X · #5

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Originally Posted by Kitty of Doom

Video games get girls

Haha, how can Ken and Barbie fuck without genitalia? I used to do that too.....

My mother actually commented that my Barbie house looked like a bordello.

AChimp · #6

I have yet to meet a girl that likes geek stuff.

Blackjack · #7

Well stop liking geek stuff then!

Get into horseriding! Meet lots of very rich girls in tight righting pants!

Jeanette X · #8

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Originally Posted by AChimp

I have yet to meet a girl that likes geek stuff.

Define "Geek stuff".

Pub Lover · #9

'Geek Stuff' = AChimp

kellychaos · #10

I thought that it was a competitive, homosexual activitiy for nerds ... the winner gets a free trip to the emergency room.

AChimp · #11

AChimp = Hot Geek Stuff

Sethomas · #12

I just now decided that the most useless book that could possibly be published is: Klingon Pick-Up Lines.

MLE · #13

that would be awesome

Helm · #14

"Your honour is commendable! Let us retire in my private chambers for further discource!"

Rev. Danno · #15

I was on a date once, & I told a woman I was into D&D, she said, "me too!". She thought I said B&D... Yeah, things didn't work out...
But, I have met sevral women intrested in my Batman collection from the late 60's, & also if a woman is dressed as Slave-girl Lhea... I can promise you she will go home with you If you mention geek stuff...
Don't lose hope Achimp!!!
Also... Chojin... Stop posting as your own girlfriend, It's bad enough that Rog does it.

AChimp · #16

The hope is turning into dark brooding.

FS · #17

I think a Klingon pick-up line would consist of trying to knock her out by repeatededly slamming your forehead into hers, then dragging her home and try to break each other's bones.

Daphne · #18

My bf collects transformers, comics and toys and I love him to bits.

I know lots of girls into 'geek stuff', and they are hot too. You need to meet more goth chicks (not the annoying kind though, be careful)

Jeanette X · #19

Try www.match.com . Be sure to put your AIM name into the profile, and then add the profile names of people you are interested in onto your buddy list, because sometimes people use their AIM names. Thats how I met my bf. I beat the system!