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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 07:23 PM        Whore stories of my youth
As a teen I would take a really long bus trip to work at my dad's freinds shop "Jay's British and European" to clean up the shop and change tire and shit. So Jay's was right near Davie street that was famous for prostitutes and I would go out for lunch and see the whores shoot 8 balls in the ally. The mechanics I would help all had really crude conversations and would tell me about picking up whores and how they only had as long as a lit cigarette to do there business and the first time one of them picked up a transvestite and left him on the side of the road with only half of his clothes. I've never been with a whore but the one of the mechanics offered to pay for me but I was too shy and refused :/ I got fired from Jay's for not showing up most of the time because I really hated taking the bus
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 07:47 AM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 08:25 AM       
I only have pictures for my childhood whore stories, but it is a love that will never die.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:58 PM        Re: Whore stories of my youth
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As a teen I would take a really long bus trip to work at my dad's freinds shop "Jay's British and European" to clean up the shop and change tire and shit. So Jay's was right near Davie street that was famous for prostitutes and I would go out for lunch and see the whores shoot 8 balls in the ally. The mechanics I would help all had really crude conversations and would tell me about picking up whores and how they only had as long as a lit cigarette to do there business and the first time one of them picked up a transvestite and left him on the side of the road with only half of his clothes. I've never been with a whore but the one of the mechanics offered to pay for me but I was too shy and refused :/ I got fired from Jay's for not showing up most of the time because I really hated taking the bus
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 06:38 PM       
If I tuck my wiener between my legs It kinda looks like a vagina but then I have a wiener tail :/
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 08:07 AM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 02:47 PM       
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 04:31 AM       
This thread gives me a stomach ache.

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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 04:34 PM       


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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 04:50 PM       
I actually got a stomach ache right now and I blame this thread. Or the tabasco I just ate.
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