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Old May 18th, 2003, 05:04 PM       
I can't believe nobody has suggested THIS idea yet :/


KILL YOURSELF

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Old May 18th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
Why would I kill myself when it's so much more refreshing to kill others? Besides she isn't worth the time for me to put a bullit in my head.
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Old May 18th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
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Besides she isn't worth the time for me to put a bullit in my head.
Maybe you should try using a bullet instead.
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Old May 18th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
That was pretty cheap.
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Old May 18th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
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MMM I get by with a little help from my friends.
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Thank you, I never knew what the other lyrics are

and milhouse you only encouraged him on
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Old May 18th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
Show her your dirty videos. I know nothing gets women hornier than Greaseball Fist-Fest 2000.
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Old May 18th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
Get a job and start saving up for a car.

When you finally have enough money for a car, run her over and throw her body in a car. Drive toward a cliff and jump out of the car before it goes over. From then on, you will enjoy your ride on the bus back home in peace and quiet with your cd player.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:33 AM       
aw, chimp. i didn't know you cared. :P
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Old May 19th, 2003, 09:36 AM       
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Well thanks kelly, I didn't get the joke untill you repeated it.
Well, if that was my "thing", I'd bring up your name but that would be redundant too.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
some advice, just ignore her, eventually she will leave u alone.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
have you considered asking her (straight up) what is up i.e: "are you in love with me or somethin?" After that, you can always tell her straight up, that you don't share those feelings for her!
That is "meeting her in the middle of the road" and neither of you will be comprimising yourselves into a situation that you might otherwise feel uncomfortable in!!
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Old May 19th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
Zosimus, seriously that was the smartest thing I have ever heard on these forums in a long time. Thanks.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
After that, kill yourself.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 06:45 PM       
you are VERY welcome
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 08:53 PM       
Just stand up and pee on her.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 11:12 PM       
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Old May 24th, 2003, 11:26 AM       
hick man are you still trying to find out ways to get rid of her.... i guess just do the smart thing..
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Old May 24th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
She dosn't bother me anymore. I told her off. She dosn't even look at me! Zosimus, thanks. You were the only person to take these posts seriously.
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