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Old May 24th, 2003, 01:10 PM        New And interesting Forms Of Capital Punsment
I know this is (mostly) a liberal forum but I'll risk this in the name of macabre fun. Think of (in your mind) the most heinous of crimes and subject your criminal to your cruelest punishment ... my misspelling of the thread title doesn't count. I'll throw out the first pitch:

Send the convicted shuttling down a 60 degree giant cheese grater.
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Old May 24th, 2003, 01:13 PM       
put them in a room where annoying Backstreet Boys songs are played loud over and over again, and wait for them to gouge out their own eyes, ripp off their ears and strangle themselves to death with their own intestines.
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Old May 24th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
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Old May 24th, 2003, 03:00 PM        executions
We are talking about someone who deserves it so here goes:

Death by drowning...

In a pit of maggots.

With the corpses of those already executed still in the pit.


Or have the convicted strapped down with a mirror in front of them so they can see what is happening to them and have various parts of their body dipped in liquid nitrogen. Then with a sledge hammer have the frozen parts of their body destroyed. The idea is to destroy as much of someone as possible before they die.
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Old May 24th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
They would have to read "My Life In a Nuthell" By Captain ROBO over and over again LOL!
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