So I'm applying for a government job in immigration, and the application process is grueling.
Describe a situation that demonstrates your ability to work alongside colleagues who may hold differing and diverse cultural beliefs and/or personal values.
In your answer, please ensure you address the following:
What was the situation and what was your role?
Who were the colleagues you were working with?
In what way did their beliefs and/or values differ?
How did you ensure that you were able to create a positive working relationship with each of your colleagues?
Who were the colleagues? Do they really need to know? Are they going to check up on them? Basically they want me to say that 'despite John being a Nazi, I was able to put that behind us and really get stuck into the portfolios that needed doing'.
Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems.
Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. A different example this time.
Provide yet another example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. You had better not be making these up.
The last time I was attacked by a spider was a few days ago when I was getting out of the shower. After I came too, I decided that the practical solution to encountering a spider of any kind is to deal death to it in the quickest time possible. Using my skill with a cricket bat, I parried it's clumsy advances and countered back with deft strokes, incapacitating it in a short time, and then finishing it off within the next few minutes. This was a good outcome since I was alive and it was dead, unable to breed and create potentially hundreds more spiders.
HEY GUYS ON A SCALE OF ONE TO GAY HOW LAME IS IT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT TO DINNER ON FACEBOOK CHAT?
This chick was all "oh here's my number! Take it and call me and we'll go out sometime" but then was all "oh but I lost my phone so just hit me up on facebook". I'm pretty sure that was so I don't call her though
edit: she said "yes" so I guess it was probably only a "9 out of gay".
"balls deep"..."with a lady"..."not gay at all"..."crabs"...gotcha. Thanks guys!!!
She told me she's getting her phone that day so she's gonna call me when she gets it so I can pick her up. But she told me to text her my number even though she lost her phone.
I'm probably gonna be alone on Friday. NOW I'LL NEVER GET BALLS DEEP IN CRABS.
unless you want to FORCE sam or tadao to take it, the poor devils
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