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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 06:53 PM        The official **KERRY IS TOAST** thread.
Damn! That didn't take long.

You can thank the Clintons.....I guess Hillary felt threatened.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 08:05 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
Yep. Lord knows those sex scandals really took ol' Bill "Two-term" Clinton out of action.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
It didn't happen til' after Clinton's 2nd election.....

Kerry isn't elected yet either.....

http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjk5.htm

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU FEB 12, 2004 20:01:49 ET XXXXX

OUT OF AFRICA: KERRY PREPARES RESPONSE TO MEDIA PROBE OF RELATIONSHIP

**Exclusive**

Democratic presidential frontrunner John Kerry is planning a response to a DRUDGE REPORT exclusive which first revealed the frantic behind-the-scenes drama surrounding a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry!

The nature and details of a claimed two-year relationship, beginning in the Spring of 2001, between a young woman and Kerry is at the center of serious investigations at several media outlets.

After being approached by a top news producer, the woman fled to Africa, where she remains, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

Unlike the Monica Lewinsky drama, which first played out publicly in this space, with audio tapes, cigar and a dress, the Kerry situation has posed a challange to reporters investigating the claims.

"There is no lawsuit testimony this time [like Clinton with Paula Jones]," a top source said Thursday night. "It is hard to prove."

A close friend of the woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head.

Kerry is scheduled to appear on IMUS IN THE MORNING on Friday. Later he is scheduled to join General Wesley Clark, who, in an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, plainly stated: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue."

Reporters who witnessed Clark making the stunning comments marvel at the General's reluctance to later confirm they were spoken -- only to later endorse Kerry for the nomination!

Developing...
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 08:48 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 08:54 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 09:02 PM       
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It didn't happen til' after Clinton's 2nd election.....
Horseshit, Ronnie. Clinton was plagued by sex scandals while he was on the campaign trail back in '92 with Gennifer Flowers, then there was Paula Jones, I think at least one other chick somewhere in there, and then Monicagate. Aaaaaallllll the way through his journey.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 09:59 PM       
Who cares, really? I bet Bush masturbates.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 10:00 PM       
Spad, those early allegations were not solid like this is......Kerry will probably go public with this tomorrow and admit to it.

Clinton never admitted to anythinguntil after his 2nd prez. election.

It's a completely different world now.

LOOK! I'm not being an asshole about this.

I just think dems should admit this is shitty on Kerry's behalf...
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 10:41 PM       
Here is more information.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...portaltop.html

Kerry faces big test in internet storm about mystery woman
By Alec Russell and David Rennie in Washington
(Filed: 13/02/2004)


The campaign of Senator John Kerry, the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, faced its first media storm last night after a Right-wing website alleged that he had asked a woman to leave the country for personal reasons.

Mr Kerry's campaign did not respond to the allegation on the Drudge Report, a news tipster, most famous for disclosing that Bill Clinton had an affair with Monica Lewinsky, a White House intern. When contacted, the Kerry campaign had no immediate comment.


Waiting in the wings: Democratic hopeful, John Kerry
But Democratic sources blamed the allegation on Republican "dirty tricks". They said it marked the long-expected start of a campaign from the Right to smear the frontrunner and damage his chances of fighting a strong campaign against President George W Bush.

The report caused anguish among grassroots party activists just a day after it seemed that Mr Kerry, a decorated Vietnam war veteran, had been virtually crowned as the nominee after a remarkably swift and benign campaign.

The report also alleged that General Wesley Clark, who bowed out of the race on Wednesday, told reporters: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue."

Bill Buck, the national press secretary for the Clark campaign, said: "We do not respond to Right-wing internet postings in any way, shape or form."

Two hours after the report first appeared on the internet, Gen Clark's campaign rushed to his aid, indicating that the retired general would endorse Mr Kerry today.

Drudge claimed that several prominent news organisations in Washington have been investigating the rumours. But some of those named denied this.

The Drudge Report said the allegation explained why Howard Dean, the former frontrunner, was now vowing to fight on, having earlier pledged to bow out if he lost the next big contest on Tuesday.

Diehard Dean supporters exulted on internet forums at the news that the man who usurped their hero's position as favourite was at the centre of his own media storm.

Deaniacs remain bitter at what they perceive as the media's destruction of their candidate, who only a month ago led the polls. Last night Mr Kerry's campaign internet forum for activists was seething with accusations of Republican dirty tricks.

Mr Kerry took the lead in the race for the nomination three weeks ago when he won the first contest, the Iowa caucuses, since when he has won 11 out of the following 13 contests.

Following his victories in the south on Tuesday, in contests in Virginia and Tennessee, he was deemed to have proved his national credentials and to have all but eliminated his remaining rivals' hopes.

But he has always acknowledged that he will have to wait until March 2, when many of the big states vote, to secure a majority of the delegates who are allocated by each victory, to ensure he is chosen as the nominee at the party's convention in July.

The allegation on the Drudge Report provided the first test of the Kerry campaign under fire. While he has rampaged from victory to victory, it has been widely acknowledged that Mr Kerry has been spared the scrutiny normally devoted to frontrunners.

He has benefited from this year's accelerated timetable of the primaries and the overwhelming desire of Democrats of all stripes to unite and find the candidate who is best able to beat President George W Bush.

Mr Kerry was in Washington yesterday for strategy meetings and was expected to fly to Wisconsin today ahead of Tuesday's primary.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 11:55 PM       
Hillary's ironing her dark horse superhero cape as we speak.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 11:56 PM       
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Unlike the Monica Lewinsky drama, which first played out publicly in this space, with audio tapes, cigar and a dress, the Kerry situation has posed a challange to reporters investigating the claims.
I really believed thise sentence was going to end with "and this chick is actually hot".
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 01:05 AM       
Haha just like his idol John F. Kennedy. Maybe he has several debilitating illnesses too.
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 10:46 AM       
Huh. See, I thought all those Republicans frothing at the mouth during the impeachment process were only enraged because Clinton lied under oath, and this it has nothing to do with his sexual missconduct. Sexual missconduct the public would never have had to read the explicit details of which until that dol gon did the unthinkable and lied under oath, commiting perjury, which is an actual crime.

I guess that was all load of hypocritical shit. What surprise. Otherwise it might justifiably bother people the Ginrich had multiple affairs, used the same oral sex isn't actual sex argument, asked his wife for a divorce while she was in a hospital bed; W. senior had a lengthy affair with a secretary, W jr. has a WDI under his belt and is an alchoholic and a deserter, Neil Bush gets free women in return for access to his family, etc. etc. etc.

Now before you quibble with any of these charges, since in the case of Kerry and Scott Ritter you've already shown tht the American principle of Innocent Before guilty is of no interest to you I'd like to go on record as saying it is a well known fact that the Gipper had lap dance from a transvestite in the Oval Office. Actually it isn't, but if I were Matt Drudge I'd have a larger audience for that claim.
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 10:50 AM       
Yeah it's all very interesting that the mainstream media hasn't jumped onto this story. Not that it isn't true - wouldn't surprise me if it is. But it hasn't been verified yet. And that says a lot about those who are now attacking Kerry -- as we saw in the war, evidence seems to be wholly unimportant.
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 10:54 AM       
Karl Rove is an old style dirty trickster and learned at the cloven hoof of the late Lee Atwater.

I say wait and see.
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 12:16 PM       
I don't think this is coming from Rove. Apparently, Chris Lehane, a veteran Democratic Party muckraker, was shopping this story out to reporters weeks ago while he was campaigning for (I think) Dick Gephardt.

If this story is true, it may end up being an internal smear job. :/
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 12:24 PM       
Well wherever it came from, Drudge and company would do well to recall that pornographer Larry Flynt did quite a bit of investigation into what politicans have done what with whom.

I think an open season on adulterers would be a very bad idea.
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 12:26 PM       
You know, if it turns out that the US isn't happy with Kerry and doesn't want him... you know... Canada will take him.
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
From politics1.com:

"DREDGING DRUDGE. It is always amusing to see the irony each time Internet scoopster Matt Drudge takes aim at the private life of political figure. Why ironic? Because Drudge seems to go to great lengths to deny he's gay and protect his own privacy, even though he's been repeatedly outed as gay. Author David Brock, MSNBC reporter Jeannette Walls and other reported on this. Actually, Brock tells how Drudge repeatedly hit on him for two of them to have sex. Drudge even does his writing these days from his home in South Beach, a heavily gay enclave in the Miami Beach area. As for Brock's claimed "Exclusive!" on Kerry's sex life this week, there appear to be a few problems. First, it wasn't even an exclusive as another web site reported the sketchy details a week ago (but no one noticed because the other political blog site has a small audience). Second, Drudge kept rewriting his "Exclusive!" throughout the day and his details kept shifting. The dates changed, the settings changed, etc. Is the Kerry story another one like his Sidney Blumenthal story that turned out to be total fiction ... or is it one of those he got more-or-less right? Then again, Drudge himself once flippantly told CNN that his stories are only "80% accurate." As for the Senator's response to the infidelity story, Kerry said Friday morning on the Imus radio show that "There's nothing to report, nothing to talk about.""
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 12:52 PM       
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004071162,00.html

Name: Alex Polier
No evidence for an affair, apparently.
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
Who really cares is Drudge is gay? And you guys claim the right-wing is full of bigots.
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