I hate new york >:

[Rongi]

Don't move to new york, trust me, it sucks here .

[Esuohlim]

OH BITCH, BITCH, BITCH

[Rongi]

If you had to live here, you'd bitch too

[george]

well hello mr funny!!

[Rongi]

Hi

[george]

not you dummy, that other weiner with millhouse in his signature. nothing says "LOOK HOW FUNNY AND ODD I AM" like good old millhouse.

[Esuohlim]

Every time someone calls me unfunny, it happens when I don't intend to be funny anyway. :/

[george]

well if not being funny is your aim, then keep at it robin hood, you are doing a bang up job.

[Esuohlim]

Well, I've been owned.

[Schimid]

Ooch, eech, aach, ohch.

[george]

they now have a disease called POST TRAUMATIC SLAVERY DISORDER just for that sort of thing mr. funny. maybe there is some brain doctor that will help you with your ownership issues.

and maybe with that pants wetting problem as well.

[sadie]

i don't know about the rest of the state, but i nyc.

[Rongi]

I love NYC too, it's Long Island I dispise

[Schimid]

I still wanna go to Coney Island.

[noob3]

YOUR SPHINCTER?

[Schimid]

(Deleted because it just wasn't funny.)

[SkizoSWRgirl]

Originally Posted by Rongi

I love NYC too, it's Long Island I dispise

Especally those East Enders. My mom works with them and their the most bitchest people that you can know, and I go to school with them. And if you move to the East End, especally SWR, bring a lacrosse stick. And don't be a goth, punker, rocker, anything that's not a stuck up prep or jock.

If you haven't guessed, it sucks on LI. Always has and always will.

Toodles

[Schimid]

Rongi must feel honored. He got someone to make an account just for this thread.

[SkizoSWRgirl]

I just created an account, then went to the boards, saw this thread and posted.

But if you want to say I made an account because of this thread, it's fine with me.

Toodles.

[Rongi]

Welcome to i-mockery.net. Already you have violated a rule here, SkizoSWRgirl, which is bumping an old thread with a completly useless post.

And schmid has also violated a few rules, just because he's lame and he sucks .

[punkgrrrlie10]

If I were to move anywhere it would most likely be NY. So why specifically does it suck? I saw something about a preppy enclave, which is always fun so ....what's going on again?

[Rongi]

NYC is fine. But anywhere outside of there pretty much sucks. Maybe a better title for this thread would have been "I hate Long Island". Here are a few reasons;

1. Everyone here is a fucking rich snob who thinks their shit doesn't stink.
2. On the entire fucking planet, Long Island has the highest rate of breast cancer and lime disease.
3. There is NOTHING to do here. And if there is something to do, it's really far away.
4. No culture. None. Zip. Zilch. Everything is a fucking strip mall or grocery store.
5. All the women here are soccer moms
6. Nothing exciting ever happens on long island. Although it's known for people like Amy Fisher, nothing like that ever happens anymore.

I could go on and on.

[executioneer]

LYME disease

-willie

[Captain Robo]

THIS THREAD NEEDS A SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING

[Evil Robot]

Upstate is cool cause your allowed to shoot things on your own property. You cant do that in manhattan, but then again the economy is complete bullshit right now so everybodys poor.