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Old Sep 14th, 2006, 02:07 PM        College Football Kicker gets stabbed
in the leg. Yep. And the guy accused is my Sister's Fiance.

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_4333653

yet, after reading the post. Half of it sounds like made up crap.

He drives a 00' Grand Prix, not a Dodge Charger.
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Old Sep 14th, 2006, 02:18 PM       
Couldn't that have been the accomplice's car?
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Old Sep 14th, 2006, 02:35 PM       
He did stab him in the leg. Where elsewould a bitter punter stab another punter.
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Old Sep 14th, 2006, 03:17 PM       
So does this mean the wedding is off?
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Old Sep 14th, 2006, 04:28 PM       
I like the nice, charming school picture of the victim slapped right next to the Cozad's unappealing mugshot.
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 01:33 PM       
I just heard from my sister that he traded in the Grand Am for the new 2005 Dodge Charger. And a black one at that. So yes, it was his car.

And my sister hasn't called the wedding off. Doctors are saying he might have a tumor in his brain that is triggering high aggression.
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 01:43 PM       
I think your sister might be the one with the brain tumour if she decides to go ahead an marry this guy after stabbing his own teammate.

High aggression would make him punch the guy in the face at the drop of a hat, not stalk him for several days and wait in ambush with a dude nearby in the getaway car. :/
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