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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 01:22 AM        I hate wearing a bra
In recent times I've found that wearing a bra can be a real nuiscance. Especially in the summer. They ruin my posture and give me back pain as a result. So I'm considering forgoing wearing a bra altogether. My big problem is, I don't like the idea of my nipples showing through.

I knew I should have never gone through puberty.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 01:24 AM       
Remember to mail your bra to me when you're finished with it. I know Proto had first dibs, but I'm much more deserving of it.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 03:54 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 05:20 AM       
I feel awkward saying this, but are you sure you're wearing the right size?
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 08:00 AM       
Just have Proto and AChimp walk around with you, each holding up one boob. You'll get the support you need without the back pain and they'll get to touch boobs on a regular basis. It's the perfect mutualistic relationship!
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 09:04 AM       
How large are your breasts? Also, I think I have heard of types of bras that have special backs that reinforce your posture. You might want to try one of those.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:38 AM        Nipples
There are also little flesh colored pastie sticker that go just over the nipple. They are designed specifically for sheer tops. Even places like Nordstoms and Macy's carry them.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:41 AM       
Hey, before we convince Mod to go out and spend money to fix this problem, I think we should at least TRY Carni's solution. :/
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:57 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:01 AM       
and drools.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:14 AM       


That's why I come wrapped in extra-absorbent pads.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:16 AM       
No, that's just because you like to shit your pants.

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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:25 AM       
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That's why I come wrapped in extra-absorbent pads.
with "wings".

Arrrrgh ... flying monkey visual ... I feel another "Wizard Of Oz" nightmare coming on. :/
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
i hate needing to WEAR a bra. Wait till you bastards are my age.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
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How large are your breasts?
Answer the damn question.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
I was watching this show where women go to this lady that custom fits there bra's because a large percentage are wearing the wrong size. If you keep not wearing a bra your boobs will sag over time and you will be able to type with your nipples.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
You seem to know an awful lot about breastoogy for a GUY, Fartin Mowler.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:21 PM       
Breast are a wonderful thing.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
Only in the right context.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
Go without a bra and make the 14 year olds around your place happy.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
I agree with Miss Modular.

I used to want bigger boobs until they actually DID grow...now I find them annoying most of the time.

Why are so many shirts made with the expectation that everyone who wears a size small is completely flat?
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 03:29 AM       
Get a breast reduction Or a breastration, and donate them to charity for women who have had breast cancer and walk around like a cyboob. It's for a good cause.
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 01:43 PM       
omg. you?

and mod, breastfeed a kid for a year, and then see if you enjoy going braless. :ethiopian
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