WRESTLING THREAD! :X

[Drev]

Are the survivor series elimination matches no DQ?

[Anonymous]

Wait, since when are Hrnnnr and Abe Orton pillars of success in the industry?

[Schimid]

I'm watching this week's Jericho segment.

Snitsky is fucking hilarious

[Drev]

Some pelase give me an animated image of Snitsky dropkicking the baby. I want that as my avatar.

[Schimid]

Only let it have two frames, please

I keep wondering where they get the people for the Simon System skits. The first lady kept making the face over and over, so I doubt she was an actual crowd member. The second guy kinda pulled it off and the third woman HAD to be hired. I know I'd sue if a wrestler dropped a gallon of orange juice on my head.

And Benoit didn't do anything "unthinkable"

[Drev]

Obviously the people who go in the rings are plants. Yet he does make fun of real fat people.

[Schimid]

Lot of cussing last night. Bastista and the first fat lady both said "FUCK" and Jericho said something like "SON OF A BITCH"...there were a few more, I can't remember them.

[Drev]

On Smackdown:

JBL said if he loses, he'll never return to SD! again. See you on Raw, Layfield!

Cena is member #4 on Eddie's team, but got their asses kicked tonight by Carlito and the others.

Mae Young made out with the TE contestants.

Undertaker teleports into the ring to scare Heidenreich.

[sadie]

wrestling sucks.

[ArrowX]

OMG me and sadie have something in common. I'm gonna sit on my bed and cry.

[Drev]

John Cena's the US champ again, but got punched by Jesus so it's an excuse to go back to Austrailia to finish filming The Marine.

Eugene and Regal are now tag champs.

WWE has hired roughly half of the Diva contestants. One is an interviewer on Raw, one's part of JBL's group, one is RVD's trainer, blah blah blah.

Randy Savage is now on TNA, along with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Best match of Thursday's show was RVD and Rey Mysterio VS Kenzo and Rene. I liked all of RVD and Rey's combo moves.

[Drev]

Yes RVD and Rey deserve to be champs with those moves

[Drev]

Oh shit! The rebirth of the Monday Night Wars may happen!

It seems that USA is trying to back WWE for ratings. I doubt it'll happen, but if it does, Spike will probably get TNA. Also, TNA wants to move Impact to Mondays at 8:00 pm and have it run for 30 minutes, which would interfere with Raw.

Though I doubt TNA would trauly compete with WWE with the way it's going. :/

[Drev]

On tonight's Raw:

Shelon realized he's an African American.

Snitsky looks evil with they eye injury.

Simon Dean mocks ECW.

Batista gets all grumpy and shit but in the end it's all a joke.

Edge makes Benoit win.

and Randy Orton is next week's GM, and it's HHH vs. everyone for the title.

[Imadjinn]

Whoo, wrestling topic!

My 2 cents: WWE sucks ass and TNA is the best wrestling show to come along in a while. The 6-sided ring is great (though little more than a gimmick) and no other company can compete with the X-Division.

Admittedly, they are shoving Jeff Jarret down everyone's throats much like Triple H with WWE (WWE - Bosses stepson, TNA - Bosses son). But who cares?! They have Nash, Hall and Randy Savage for fucks sake. You can't tell me they don't have the cash to compete with WWE if they can afford 3 legends like them.

It's in my opinion that TNA can take on WWE and at least put up a Hell of a fight.

[Drev]

I do agree the X Division fucking rocks, but the only bad thng about it is where it's at. It's be interesting to see if WWE will get any TNA stars in the future.

the 6-sided ring does nothing for me. :/

I heard Nah and Hall will only be there for like 5 or 6 more week,s and Randy Savage has become so paranoid of Hogan it is rumored that he carries around a knife.

[Imadjinn]

I was going to say that it would be cool for Hogan to be stabbed by Savage, but then I thought that it's probably going to happen.

Who else saw the Victory Road PPV of TNA? That fucking ruled, though the main event was nothing major IMO except to bring back Nash, Hall and Savage.

[Drev]

On Raw:

Why the hell are all the Diva search contestants hired?

Battle Royal was meh except for Ric Flair losing.

Maven attacked Eugene. More like MEANVEN if you ask me.

As of now we don't have a Heavyweight Champion since the refs and decide if Benoit or Edge won.

[mburbank]

Has anyone in this thread mentioned the closeted homoerotic nature of wrestling?

[Drev]

No because it's too obvious. It's Ric Flair's wrinkly man boobs that destroys it though.

[Drev]

At TNA's Turning Point Pay Per View: Stuff happened.

Expect to see some retaliation on RAW because of what they did at the TNA PPV.

[Anonymous]

Why, what did they do.

[ziggytrix]

I had a friend who'd watch wrestling with it muted, and some opera or something playing on her stereo.

Weird kid.

[Drev]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Why, what did they do.

They had two guys dressed up as Vince and HHH, and they wen't through the arena trying to find the tape of the footage. They did stupid stuff, and mocked things like the WWE dress code and HHH being his son-in-law. They said that they blurred the real footage so much it was pretty stupid.

Also, on Raw:

HHH is champ no more

Hussan can magically turn off arena lights with his arabic heritage

SImon Dean sucked

Jericho partied til the break of dawn

Lita is the new Women's champ in a match that was actually good!