FRIDAY NIGHT...

[Lenor]

Ok, well over here its now saturday..

But my true question is:

Did anyone do anything tonight?

I went to a friends house, then we managed to make it to the bar after some bacardi, and then I drank more and more, and did karaoke, and I rocked!!!

w00t HAPPY DANCE AND SONG!

[Divisible by Waffle]

I watched Dr. Strangelove, but that's about it. I should go play Disgaea, or bother one of the cats.

[MattJack]

I'm at work til 6am, stfub

[ArrowX]

I just got off work at 10pm and drove around for an hour. now I'm posting on I-mock

Fucking Staples

[MattJack]

What do you do at Staples?

[Lenor]

He staples stuff! duhh!!

[MattJack]

Good christ, I knew that was coming.

[Lenor]

So then why did you post it?

[ArrowX]

I stock shelves and clean since the 3 guys who came here from Africa decided to disappear from the face of the fucking earth.

Basically I wander around, kick around boxes, goof off and pretend I'm working for $10/hour 5 hours a day 4-6 days a week.

[MattJack]

how much would it cost a boy for you to die?

[MattJack]

Not bad! Is that Canadian or US $10? Either way, it's 10 bucks an hour, score! I assume you are in high school right? That's not a bad job to have man. Atleast it isn't fast food!

[Lenor]

Matt, how much would it cost for you to have any more sense of a humor other than your usual 'your dumb, shut-up, go die, and my favorite GO KAHL GO!' ?

[MattJack]

Don't bring my Kahl into this.

[kahljorn]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

WHY ARE YOU INVolving INTERNET BYSTANDERS LENOR?

[ArrowX]

Its actualy the 3rd lowest paying job Ive had

it goes Dairy Queen and local theater $7/h, then Staples at $10/h, Safeway $13/hour, and building maintenance for $17/h but I quit because by boss jabbed me with a soldering iron and I smacked him in the nose with a hard hat.

[MattJack]

That's a healthy relationship to have! You should have went back to your old employer, Dairy Queen, and had a Sundae to make things better! Everybody likes a good Sundae right?

What were you doing as far maintenance?

[Lenor]

Just as I suspected, Kahl comes marching in!

Honestly, I figured if we were going to fuck up any thread, It should be one I made. Not someone else's. Sometimes your a little predictable, sweetie.

[MattJack]

Lenor I found you a pill that'll make you even funnier!

The only problem is you have to drink a whole glass of milk after swallowing it to make it work.

CHECK IT OUT

[Esuohlim]

I HUNG OUT WITH JERKS A PLAYED WII

[GADZOOKS]

Like Lenor I smoked alot of pot and then made up some bullshit story about what I did tonight.

[Lenor]

Milhouse, why would you hang out with jerks? :sick

[Lenor]

How is going to a bar and doing karaoke while wasted, such a bullshit story?

It's not like I was talking about how I went to Disney World and fucked mickey mouse in back of an atm.

[GADZOOKS]

I'm sorry, I'm high on weed. I say alot of stahooopid things. NICE!

[MattJack]

is that why your avatar is always wearing sunglasses?

[Lenor]

I smoked earlier, and it made me feel sick.

I don't know if I should pop some more adderol and just stay up tonight, or pass out on my keyboard. I really have to get some of this school shit done.

You guys are just too entertaining, heh.