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kellychaos · #26

he's crying again ... right now as we speak ... fucking crybaby

sadie · #27

i was nineteen. and it hurt. and i felt guilty 'cause i'd planned to save it all for marriage. so i ended up marrying him.

maggiekarp · #28

Still a virgin. It doesn't suck all that much, though, I still have another year atleast before I really have to start working on that.

Sethomas · #29

ASL plz

Cosmo Electrolux · #30

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Originally Posted by Supafly345

He was probably in his period.

My guess would have been he cried because of the hairbrush she rammed up his ass prior to intercourse.....

Slinky Ferret · #31

I've heard some girls cry afterwards/during etc. etc. I didn't. I had a great time when I lost mine. It was the right lad and we lost "it" together at 19.

I did however cry after the next person I slept with because it was probablywhat most loss of virginity experiences are like - no affection and all over in about 2 minutes and he just got up and walked off to the bathroom and then just got dressed again. Fucker.

From what I remember sex is different with someone you love. Although I can't remember what that feels like because its been four years since I slept with someone I was in love with. :/

kellychaos · #32

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Originally Posted by maggiekarp

Still a virgin. It doesn't suck all that much, though, I still have another year atleast before I really have to start working on that.

Even ugly girls (I'm not making any assumptions, btw ... but if that was in my mind and I typed it, then I guess I am ... anyway) don't have to work at it. Well, unless work involves trying to pick out the drunkest guy in the place. Well, good luck with that.

Slinky Ferret · #33

That is true over here.

Beer - gets fat chicks laid and anyone to be honest.

Go to the right club and you've got it.

Supercooldude · #34

Yeah any girl can get sex even if she's ugly, fat, stupid, nerdy, etc. But a guy with those qualities can't get laid unless he's rich. Men are so oppressed.

HickMan · #35

You're stupid

Stero-San · #36

14, and get this, to a girl who threatened to kill herself if I didn't eat her out.

She was a crazy bitch, shaved off her eye brows, hung out w/ nothin but skin head mexicans.

She's a stripper now. I saw her for first time three months ago. She was walkin by my house and I said somethin stupid like "hey baby". She yelled at me not to say that. I asked why. She said because she gets it all day at work. I asked where do you work, she says, a strip club.

So she leaves, me and my friend get in my car to go find her and "give her a ride'. We get to her, my friend rolls down his window, and asks if she needs a ride...and she pulls out a gun. No shit. And tells us to leave. I look over and say, "Jessica, is that you." Long story short , we started talkin, she told us she had two kids. One 2 one 4. I drove off like a bat out of hell. (it was about 5 years earlier that I had fucked her)

maggiekarp · #37

Well see, I haven't been getting people drunk because I'm sixteen, and I think it's okay to be a virgin at that age. If the 'deflowering' hasn't come aound by the time I'm old enough to drink, though, I'll consider going to a darker bar.

But some people are desperate enough without the alcohol, ya know

sadie · #38

dictionary.com:

geek ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gk)
n. Slang

A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.

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[Perhaps alteration of dialectal geck, fool, from Low German gek, from Middle Low German.]
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geeky adj.
Our Living Language Our word geek is now chiefly associated with student and computer slang; one probably thinks first of a computer geek. In origin, however, it is one of the words American English borrowed from the vocabulary of the circus, which was a much more significant source of entertainment in the United States in the 19th and early 20th century than it is now. Large numbers of traveling circuses left a cultural legacy in various and sometimes unexpected ways. For example, Superman and other comic book superheroes owe much of their look to circus acrobats, who were similarly costumed in capes and tights. The circus sideshow is the source of the word geek, “a performer who engaged in bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.” We also owe the word ballyhoo to the circus; its ultimate origin is unknown, but in the late 1800s it referred to a flamboyant free musical performance conducted outside a circus with the goal of luring customers to buy tickets to the inside shows. Other words and expressions with circus origins include bandwagon (coined by P.T. Barnum in 1855) and Siamese twin.

New Noise · #39

I'm a virgin. I'm planning on staying that way until I'm married.

sadie · #40

haha. i think i goofed.

maggiekarp · #41

I was going to say I don't really like chicken heads

Jonathan Clement · #42

Still a virgin. Waiting til marriage.

Chojin · #43

thanks, update us as required

neojester12 · #44

I get so pissed at those programs that say DON'T Have sex till marrige, cause it only works for 12% of people, and 2) they tell you if you have to do it, dont use a condom. Which is really fucking retarded because it can save your life.

13 and still a virgin.
no wonder.

kellychaos · #45

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Originally Posted by maggiekarp

Well see, I haven't been getting people drunk because I'm sixteen, and I think it's okay to be a virgin at that age. If the 'deflowering' hasn't come aound by the time I'm old enough to drink, though, I'll consider going to a darker bar.

But some people are desperate enough without the alcohol, ya know

I actually felt kind of bad in prompting her to this statement ... I mean ... if it was I that actually prompted it ... otherwise ... look for those desperate guys if your SO damned curious ... and I hope it hurts real bad 'cause you made me feel bad first ... good luck with that, btw

Immortal Goat · #46

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

Still a virgin. Waiting til marriage.

Reach for the stars, son.

Comrade Rocket · #47

i was 15, the only thing akward about it was that i had to basically mount myself up in the most uncomfterble position because the girl didnt belive in opening her legs more than a few inches.