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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 11:28 AM        JOB :o
I just got hired full-time by Circuit City. I'm gonna be one of their web designers. :o
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 11:32 AM       
How can you work full-time as a web designer?
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 01:53 PM       
we will have health insurance

I am bewildered.

I need to start looking up diseases they can check me for
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 02:00 PM       
Be sure to insure her for a lot of money, Rog. You never know when she might go off the deep end.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 02:17 PM       
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Be sure to insure her for a lot of money, Rog. You never know when she might go off the deep end.
Like she hasn't now?
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 02:28 PM        pay
so how much u get paid for this dude?
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 03:53 PM       
psst, Rog....

Hey Rog....

Get me a Job, Rog.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
What if they wanted a turn-over?
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 07:13 PM       
With this job, I'm just hoping to save up enough cash to get my zombie film made. It's going to happen.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
thats awesome. sounds like a decent job too.
i would ask how much you get paid for such a thing but that would be very rude
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
With such a posh job as Circuit City, u could afford to kidnap some dude and zombify him using ancient Voodoo techniques.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 10:30 PM       
Just don't forget about us loyal I-mock patrons when you're living the big-time Circuit City life. Press conferences, golfing, anal probing and all that good stuff.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
Thanks people... and don't worry, even though I-Mockery is a full-time job, I'm going to be working just as hard as ever on it. Got some major plans for the site this year. Right now I'm making my way through converting all of the minimocks to php for the new server. Finished converting last year's 115+ page Choose Your Own Adventure just last night actually... and lemme tell ya, that was a FUN project.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 11:01 PM       
i used to read these books when i was a tyke. am looking forward to it.

will you be handing out discounts from circuit city on the board in the near future? i've been eyeing this hdtv that i'd set my heart onto but cannot afford it unless i get a huge discount. help.
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 12:19 AM       
Looking forward to it? Uh, it's been out since October man:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa4

I'm just converting it to PHP now.

As for the discounts, hah... uh, no. o.o
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 10:25 AM       
Health insurance rocks.
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 11:49 AM       
not if you dont get sick
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 12:25 PM       
A job as a web designer would be neat, but I think I'd get bored with it after a while.

I turned down a web design position in November for the software developer job I'm at right now.
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 12:39 PM       
tech support never gets boring

you should consider a career in it
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
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A job as a web designer would be neat, but I think I'd get bored with it after a while.

I turned down a web design position in November for the software developer job I'm at right now.
Coding bores the shit out of me, at least with web design you get to create stuff in photoshop and flash. I've always enjoyed taking shitty looking (or non-existant) sites and turning them into something that looks professional.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 04:40 PM       
There is nothing boring about code.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 08:15 PM       
i have you all beaten...data entry/processor. possibly the most zombifying computer job there is.

(btw regarding the choose your adventure, thats some fantastic stuff, mock. i need to visit the .com part more often. :/ )
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