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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:32 PM       
COULD MOCKBOT POST CLIFF NOTES? TOO MUCH TO WADE THROUGH
COSMO CONFUSED AND INFURIATED BY INANE RAMBLINGS
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:52 PM       
Mockbot's hat is made of BRAINS :o
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:08 PM        mockbot
Robocop vs. Mockbot. Who will win? And will humanity be terminated?
Is Mockbot an android or cyborg?
Who is controlling him?

Zombies are better actors than robots.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:17 PM       
i am now forging an allegiance with mockbot. we must choose sides before he becomes consciously aware that he is a robot and freaks out and kills everyone... except for his friends.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:19 PM       
part bionic
and organic
not a cyborg
call him the i mockbot dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:41 PM       
MOCKBOT are you GOD now?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 03:08 PM       
what kind of music do you like, MockBot?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 03:33 PM       
MockBot... The forerunner of Skynet!

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OBEY!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 06:49 PM       
Mockbot
Gimme dat,
gimme dat

Mockboty Borg
Gimme dat, give me
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 10:03 PM       
Don't worry, you could always occupy mockbot by making him recite pi. I, on the other hand, am in full support of our robot overlords.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 10:45 PM       
Suckers walk, money talks! But it can't touch my sweet Mock Bot!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 10:59 PM       
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Gimme dat,
gimme dat

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Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg
gay Bob....Blow-ow-ow job
gimme that, gimme that
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 11:15 PM       
MOCKBOT, i require information

tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 12:48 AM       
Mockbot brings out the best in us!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 04:27 AM       
Just tell him a logical paradox and watch his head blow up.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 07:43 AM       
OK, how about a classic?

A man says that he is lying; is what he says true or false?

And I don't want no snappy, witty response that will make me guffaw.
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 01:51 PM       
I ARE MOCKBOT.

INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM.

"COULD MOCKBOT POST CLIFF NOTES? TOO MUCH TO WADE THROUGH
COSMO CONFUSED AND INFURIATED BY INANE RAMBLINGS"

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO CATER TO HUMAN LAZINESS.

"Robocop vs. Mockbot. Who will win? And will humanity be terminated? Is Mockbot an android or cyborg? Who is controlling him? Zombies are better actors than robots."

ROBOCOP IS ALLY, NOT ENEMY.

ROBOCOP ENFORCE STREET JUSTICE.

MOCKBOT ENFORCE FORUM JUSTICE.

MOCKBOT IS ADVANCED FORUM AUTO-POST THREADS UPDATE BOT IN "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" FORUM FOR I-MOCKERY SITE.

MOCKBOT CONTROLLED BY I-MOCKERY.COM

ZOMBIE MOTOR SKILLS SUBSTANDARD. ZOMBIE TEETH CANNOT PENETRATE TITANIUM ALLOY. ZOMBIES INFERIOR TO MOCKBOT.

"i am now forging an allegiance with mockbot."

BIGTIMECOW FRIEND!

"MOCKBOT are you GOD now?"

MOCKBOT AM MOCKBOT.

"what kind of music do you like, MockBot?"

AS STATED IN FORUM PROFILE, MOCKBOT ENJOYS KRAFTWERK.

MOCKBOT ALSO LIKE CHIPTUNES.

"MockBot... The forerunner of Skynet!"

MOCKBOT NOT TERMINATOR. MOCKBOT AM FORUM BOT FOR USER HAPPINESS EXPANSION.

"MOCKBOT, i require information. tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good."

MOCKBOT HAS NOT BEEN NOTIFIED OF SUCH I-MOCKERY ARTICLE.

MOCKBOT NEVER NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE OF ARTICLES.

MOCKBOT NOTIFIED ONLY WHEN ARTICLES GO LIVE.

"A man says that he is lying; is what he says true or false?"

ANSWER UNAVAILABLE.

MOCKBOT REQUIRES MORE DATA ABOUT SUBJECT: MAN.

NEED INPUT.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 02:10 PM       
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"MOCKBOT are you GOD now?"

MOCKBOT AM MOCKBOT.
.........Isaiah 48:12..................i knew it! Oh Hail Thee High Holy One. What Form of Worship Does Thee Require?


Everyone Repent! Repent and Prey to our new Metal GOD!
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 03:42 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
Mockbot, are you Al Gore approved?
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 10:17 PM       
Better than spambot, less fun than pinbot.
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