Street signs for sale

[Geggy]

My days of stealing street signs are over. Here is the list of street signs that are for sale...(shipping not included).....

Property of US Government, (rare, post office parking lot) 15 dollars
Do Not Enter, (popular) 15 dollars
One Way, (popular) 10 dollars
Stay on right, (wood) 10 dollars
Yield, 10 dollars
Detour (3 ft by 2 ft, with arrow pointing up), 10 dollars
35 MPH Speed Limit, 10 dollars
Grover St. (green with white lettering), 10 dollars
Exit (with working light bulb and arrow pointing right), 10 dollars
Do Not Exit, 5 dollars
Men's Room (with braille), 5 dollars
Boston's orange line T subway map, 5 dollars
2 No Smoking (with cigerette crossed), 5 dollars each
Managers not responsible for lost or stolen items, 5 dollars
5 orange cones availble, 5 dollars each

[BlueOatmeal]

I've got 2 of those huge orange barrels in the garage. Oh the late night memories I have of lifting those. Good Times.

[Geggy]

i started in middle school. it was purely out of boredom then later on everytime i saw a sign that i wanted, i got to have it. the collection then got bigger and bigger. i realized i had enough to even start my own private business, just stealing and dealing street signs. it was pretty crazy. everyone wanted this sign, that sign, whatever. i even had dreams of becoming a professional theif...cuz i'm a sneaky bastard. sad how some people use their super talents on doing bad things.

[BlueOatmeal]

I never went that far. I wanted to big orange bucket for the fun things we could do with it. Like roll down a hill, or tie it to the back of a four-wheeler and see how long we could stay on. MEEEEEEMORIEEEEEES!!!!

[Evil Robot]

You could have killed someone by stealing some of those traffic control devices. And you said I should be locked up? When I break into your house to rape you, I'll also call the cops on you.

[McClain]

I loved "collecting" street signs when I was younger. My brother and I had quite the collection. Our most prized posession was the "69 South" marker we gaffled. That one got me so much pussy it was unreal! Well, not really, but it would have been cool if it did.

We also had a few handicapped signs, a couple corner street signs and school crossings. Those were so rad. We riddled them with "VISION STREET WEAR" stickers and "GOTCHA" stickers.

[Command Prompt]

In our city we have a street called "Planet" and 7 side streets running off of it with the names of, well, planets. (Earth and Uranus are missing)

Needless to say, Planet and Neptune are out of alignment.

That would be cool if someone, somewhere, could say they live on the corner of Uranus.

Just for AChimp: I also have Higgens, Selkirk, Furby, Langside, Mountain, and Catherdral.

[Skulhedface]

I have two street signs, and they're the only ones that matter:

"Black St." and "Sabbath Road"

[Geggy]

evil robot, i was alway careful with what i was taking and where i was taking it from. the stop sign has alway been on the top of my most wanted list but i would never, never take it down for safety reason. i still want you locked up, bitch.

c'mon! somebody buy something!

[JenMacca]

Hmm....well, if you lived around me, there'd be a few street signs I'd have you try'n nick for me, but as I highly doubt that ya do......think you could scrounge up a Detour sign for me? No, not one of the ones with the flashing orange arrows and all.....naw, I just mean one of those black and white ones with the arrow on it and has DETOUR written inside the arrow. (If you're familiar with the history of The Who....you'll see why I want one of these )