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Rongi · #51

...what?

The One and Only... · #52

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Originally Posted by Chojin

How is 6" an average of males? First of all, China (not to mention other asians) remain a HUGE percentage of the population of the Earth, and they (on a whole) are almost as sadly-endowed as your plump self.

Are you saying that Asians have small dicks, and should therefore be removed from the analysis?

More importantly, are you saying that I have a small dick?

Rongi, I am not some massively overweight fugtard. I am overweight, but not by large amounts. Also, the only reason that overweight people have smaller penises is because fat covers some of it up. I've read that 40 pounds lost = 1 inch dick length gained.

Rongi · #53

Cram it, lunch box.

I'm still confused about the penis growing because of sunlight.

Schimid · #54

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

I've read that 40 pounds lost = 1 inch dick length gained.

Why are you reading about all this? Why the fuck are you so concerned?

Pee Wee Herman · #55

OAO, tell us all about how you measure your wang. Please describe it in excruciating detail.

Rongi · #56

Where the hell did you even read that?

The One and Only... · #57

Step 1: Gather materials. Your penis and a ruler are enough.

Step 2: Grab penis.

Step 3: Stroke up and down until you attain optimal erection.

Step 4: Put ruler next to, on top of, or below penis.

Step 5: Read the length.

The One and Only... · #58

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Originally Posted by Rongi

Where the hell did you even read that?

Jackinworld.org

Pee Wee Herman · #59

It has to be on top of, because the only accurate measure of penis length is from your stomach to the tip.

And what's the circumference. Measure it by wrapping a piece of string once around your unit, mark the string with your finger, take string off, and measure string. using pi to calculate the diameter isn't precise because your stinky pinky isn't a perfect circle, but you can get a rough idea of the diameter by using pi.

Big McLargehuge · #60

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Step 1: Gather materials. Your penis and a ruler are enough.

Step 2: Grab penis.

Step 3: Stroke up and down until you attain optimal erection.

Step 4: Put ruler next to, on top of, or below penis.

Step 5: Read the length.

You forgot Step 6: add one inch for every fourty pounds you are over weight, which for you is 4 inches. Fatty.

Anonymous · #61

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Are you saying that Asians have small dicks, and should therefore be removed from the analysis?

No, tubster, I'm saying that since they are at least 50% of males on the planet, their small wing-wongs lower the average below 6 and change. Not that it fucking matters anyway, but allow me to tell you why your penis is not 7 inches.

- It's not.
- You're using the metric end of the ruler.
- If it were, you wouldn't be on a message board posting about it.
- You are fat.

The One and Only... · #62

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

It has to be on top of, because the only accurate measure of penis length is from your stomach to the tip.

Yeah, you keep on telling me that. Where the hell did you even here of that? And why is that the only accurate way to measure when it's obvious that collected statistics would contradict that method?

Schimid · #63

GUYS IS MY PENIS NORMAL

IT'S REALLY BIG AND CAN SHOOT REALLY FAR AND IS MORE PLEASING TO WOMEN

IS THAT NORMAL? TO HAVE A BIG PENIS? LIKE ME? BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE COCK YOU KNOW.

Pee Wee Herman · #64

Measuring it from your stomach to the tip is the only way to be exact when measuring the length because you're measuring only the part that goes inside the pussy. You cannot obtain the same result by measuring from your ballsack to the tip or any other freaky deaky measuring methods.

Schimid · #65

HEY GUYS I KNOW HOW TO MEASURE A PENIS

YOU DO THIS, AND THEN THIS, AND THEN THIS

NO, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

Big McLargehuge · #66

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Originally Posted by PILLOWFIGHT

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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

and also women think that a penis is the ickyist thing in the world. So don't tell them you have one or they will scream

ITS TRUE :X

AND THATS FROM A WOMAN

The One and Only... · #67

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Originally Posted by Chojin

No, tubster, I'm saying that since they are at least 50% of males on the planet, their small wing-wongs lower the average below 6 and change.

The statistics that were collected were based on American males. So... meh.

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- It's not.

Yes, it is.

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- You're using the metric end of the ruler.

Funny, but untrue.

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- If it were, you wouldn't be on a message board posting about it.

Why not? I just want to find out the average length for guys my age so that I can construct my prediction model.

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- You are fat.

You like to say that, but you have never seen a picture of me in your entire life. Hey - I'm not that fat. Did you ever consider this? Besides, even if I were enormously overweight, that would just mean that my cock would be even larger than it is. I think I'm around 20 - 30 libs overweight right now, so I'll play it safe and say I have a 7.5" dick. Happy?

Rongi · #68

Hey OAO, when you talk about your "7" inch penis, does your nose or your penis grow?

Pee Wee Herman · #69

[quote="The One and Only..."]

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Originally Posted by Chojin

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- You are fat.

You like to say that, but you have never seen a picture of me in your entire life. Hey - I'm not that fat. Did you ever consider this? Besides, even if I were enormously overweight, that would just mean that my cock would be even larger than it is. I think I'm around 20 - 30 libs overweight right now, so I'll play it safe and say I have a 7.5" dick. Happy?

NEWSFLASH! BEING FAT MAKES GUYS COCKS GET SMALLER!

The One and Only... · #70

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Originally Posted by Schimid

GUYS IS MY PENIS NORMAL

IT'S REALLY BIG AND CAN SHOOT REALLY FAR AND IS MORE PLEASING TO WOMEN

IS THAT NORMAL? TO HAVE A BIG PENIS? LIKE ME? BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE COCK YOU KNOW.

I never thought I'd award such a post, but that made me laugh the hardest in days.

PW, I really don't care. The statistics I saw used the method that I used. I don't see how my stomach being lower would change the actual length of my penis.

Rongi · #71

You must have a lot of time on your hands to look up penis stats.

Anonymous · #72

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Why not? I just want to find out the average length for guys my age so that I can construct my prediction model.

Are you going to take this fantabulous penis of yours to the science faire or something?

The One and Only... · #73

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

NEWSFLASH! BEING FAT MAKES GUYS COCKS GET SMALLER!

REALLY? LIKE, OMG!!! MAYBE THAT'S WHY I POINTED OUT THAT MY DICK WOULD BE BIGGER IF I WERE THINNER!!!

The One and Only... · #74

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Originally Posted by Chojin

Are you going to take this fantabulous penis of yours to the science faire or something?

No, I'm just an overly self-conscious 15 year old who is wondering if his dick is going to grow larger. I think it would be fun to be able to hit rock bottom.