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Old May 21st, 2009, 03:36 AM        All the tortillas are the same.
Next time you are at the supermarket look at all the corn tortillas. Regardless of brand they are all made by Gruma Corp. (Mission Foods). On top of that they are all made in Irvington, TX and use the exact same ingredients and have the same nutrition facts
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Old May 21st, 2009, 04:23 AM       
;o everything in the world in the united states is made around there. Try looking at a side of chips or some cereals as well

I've tried making my own before they're kinda good. Just get some maha harina flour or whatever mexican corn flour stuff and add water, and some lard if you want, then cook them up in a griddle or something.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 10:47 AM       
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;o everything in the world in the united states is made around there. Try looking at a side of chips or some cereals as well

I've tried making my own before they're kinda good. Just get some maha harina flour or whatever mexican corn flour stuff and add water, and some lard if you want, then cook them up in a griddle or something.
Tortillas or pancakes?
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Old May 21st, 2009, 11:59 AM       
In the valley in Los Angeles we have a tortilla factory Gracianas. Not made by mission foods. I think there is also Guerrero's which are made locally in LA.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 01:59 PM       
It makes tortillas. I think that's the recipe on the back of the bag but I can't remember.
I'm pretty sure pancakes need eggs and baking soda to make it all fluffy
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Old May 21st, 2009, 02:37 PM       
I thought they were slow baked in an oven? But hey what do I know about tortillas, Im not Mexican.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 03:55 PM       
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Guerrero's which are made locally in LA.
Guerrero's corn tortillas are tasty.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 06:53 PM       
baking them in an oven is pretty much the same as cooking them on a griddle except griddling is faster.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:11 PM       
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Guerrero's corn tortillas are tasty.
The Guerrero's at my local supermarket are the same as all the others. I usually never buy supermarket tortillas because i have dozens of tortillarias and mexican markets within a bike ride of my house. My favorite taqueria makes the tortillas as they make the food.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:17 PM       
Yeah, my old GF used to make them too. Fresh is always best when it comes to tortillas.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:24 PM       
we buy them at shops where the only thing they do is make tortillas and they always have lines of up to 15 people
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:50 PM       
Does your mom do homemade tamales?
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Old May 21st, 2009, 10:01 PM       
His mom is a homemade tamale.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 11:07 PM       
Homemade tamales are fucking good. He would be the luckiest SOB around if she does.
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my mom, grandmother and aunts make tamales i guess my grandmother taught them my mom even made tamales for our friends when we were at canada
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 09:14 AM       
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my mom, grandmother and aunts make tamales i guess my grandmother taught them my mom even made tamales for our friends when we were at canada
You lucky bastard. I want some tamales!!
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Heavens to Betsy, Burry's is good
Best darn bakin' in the neighborhood
Slow bakin' is why they're good
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You mustn't bake in haste.)
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Get Slooooow! Bake Burry's!
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I'm gonna have to get my courage up and go to that secret taqueria behind the mexican grocery store :/
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 11:13 PM       
My favorite taqueria has 99 cent tacos 5-7 on week days so i go and get two birria tacos, two de cabeza, and one de lengua.
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