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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 12:30 PM        Dain Bramage
Before reading this, understand that I do not use drugs of any kind.

This morning, I was trying to resolve a problem that required my supervisor's help. I guess I was deep in thought or something, or maybe just spacing out, because I walked past him, said "good morning," then proceeded to call his cell phone while he was three feet behind me. He picked up his phone, and said "Turn around."

I had no recollection of seeing him or saying anything to him before I tried to call him. I think I may have some sort of chemical imbalance or something. 8-)
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 12:44 PM       
I answered my lotion once. It was sitting next to my phone and I was asleep when the phone rang so I just reached over and picked up my lotion and said hello. The phone kept ringing and I just said hello louder thinking that would change it. After about the 3rd ring I looked at my hand and realized what a dummy I was.
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
You can answer MY lotion anytime!!
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 04:34 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 09:41 AM       
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