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Old Apr 29th, 2006, 12:48 AM       


Cause of Death: Exertion & Breathing Difficulties from Shoveling Snow

I think the smug look is what made me crack up.
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Old Apr 29th, 2006, 01:50 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2006, 06:48 PM       
I never realized shovelling snow could be so dangerous!
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Old Apr 29th, 2006, 07:16 PM       
Could not load file or assembly 'App_Web_0xfj_1x1, Version=0.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=null' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.
Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details: System.IO.FileNotFoundException: Could not load file or assembly 'App_Web_0xfj_1x1, Version=0.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=null' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.

Source Error:

Line 81: </TABLE>
Line 82: </ASP:PANEL>
Line 83: <ASP:REPEATER id="repWebLogs" runat="server" enableviewstate="false">
Line 84: <ITEMTEMPLATE>
Line 85: <TABLE cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" class="weblogs">


Source File: chosting\webhost4life\member\mydeathspac\WebLogs \WebLogs.ascx Line: 83

Assembly Load Trace: The following information can be helpful to determine why the assembly 'App_Web_0xfj_1x1, Version=0.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=null' could not be loaded.

WRN: Assembly binding logging is turned OFF.
To enable assembly bind failure logging, set the registry value [HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Fusion!EnableLog] (DWORD) to 1.
Note: There is some performance penalty associated with assembly bind failure logging.
To turn this feature off, remove the registry value [HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Fusion!EnableLog].


Stack Trace:

[FileNotFoundException: Could not load file or assembly 'App_Web_0xfj_1x1, Version=0.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=null' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.]
ASP.weblogs_weblogs_ascx.__BuildControl__control7( Control __ctrl) in chosting\webhost4life\member\mydeathspac\WebLogs \WebLogs.ascx:83
System.Web.UI.CompiledTemplateBuilder.InstantiateI n(Control container) +12
System.Web.UI.WebControls.Repeater.InitializeItem( RepeaterItem item) +71
System.Web.UI.WebControls.Repeater.CreateItem(Int3 2 itemIndex, ListItemType itemType, Boolean dataBind, Object dataItem) +57
System.Web.UI.WebControls.Repeater.CreateControlHi erarchy(Boolean useDataSource) +454
System.Web.UI.WebControls.Repeater.OnDataBinding(E ventArgs e) +53
System.Web.UI.WebControls.Repeater.DataBind() +72
Joel.Net.WebLogs.WebLogsUserControl.repWebLogs_Loa d(Object sender, EventArgs e) +368
System.Web.UI.Control.OnLoad(EventArgs e) +99
System.Web.UI.WebControls.Repeater.OnLoad(EventArg s e) +114
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +47
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +131
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +131
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +131
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +131
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +131
System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint) +1061


Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:2.0.50727.42; ASP.NET Version:2.0.50727.42

What the fuck?
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Old Apr 29th, 2006, 07:18 PM       
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Old May 1st, 2006, 01:07 PM       

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Old May 1st, 2006, 11:24 PM       
Death # 118.

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Old May 2nd, 2006, 09:07 AM       


Cause of Death: Heroin OD

is it wrong to laugh
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 06:15 PM       
"Deaf beauty contest winner Tara McAvoy was walking along the railroad tracks from her Austin, Texas, home to her mother's workplace, text-messaging family and friends, when a train struck her and killed her, according to the Austin Police Department. "
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Old May 4th, 2006, 02:25 AM       
God damn, I hate seeing all the ones that died over brain anyresums.

I mean, some of the driving ones, "speeding" and all that, is self inflicted dumbness. But ones that were not being dumb, accidents and all, made me depressed.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 02:32 AM       
Would that everyone were so lucky as to die of a brain anneurysm.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 04:52 AM       
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"Deaf beauty contest winner Tara McAvoy was walking along the railroad tracks from her Austin, Texas, home to her mother's workplace, text-messaging family and friends, when a train struck her and killed her, according to the Austin Police Department. "
the same thing happened to someone two days ago up here, but instead of being deaf and text messaging they were listening to headphones
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Old May 4th, 2006, 07:00 AM       
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Old May 4th, 2006, 01:46 PM       
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Old May 4th, 2006, 01:48 PM       


Cause of Death: Auto-Pedestrian Accident (Jumped in front of Friend's Car)
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Old May 4th, 2006, 08:20 PM       
I don't feel sad at all that I laughed at that.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 07:51 PM       
i cant go past page 10 (because it wont work)

but there was some asian kid on a picture of a motorbike

and then his death was motorcycle accident

this website makes me afraid to drive my car without dyeing
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Old May 5th, 2006, 08:13 PM       
In Chicago I had a housemate who really clung to me because I was the only person that didn't treat him like shit, even though I really wanted to. He just wasn't socially gifted, and most people were apt to remind him of this, and he'd be apt to ignore them and make really uncomfortable remarks.

One week short of three years ago, I was visiting the University for Scav Hunt during my leave of absence. Joel, the aforementioned housemate, saw me driving in my convertible and jumped on the hood of my car. He was really unhappy as I hit the accelerator and he rolled off abruptly.

So, don't jump in front of a car driven by your friends, kids, because if you're dumb enough to do that then you don't really have friends.

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