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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 02:47 PM       
the seakitten campaign was only intended to target children, you're safe lobsterfeet
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 03:42 PM       
Well... That was a close one then.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 04:46 PM       
i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.
it's princess bride, chocolate ice cream, and super absorbency tampons for you mister
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 05:25 PM       
PETA's "Save the Whales" billboard (http://deceiver.com/2009/08/11/peta-...les-billboard/) caused a stir a while back, and now a gym in my city is taking the same advertising approach -- here's one of their signs verbatim:

"In the afternoons
do you get exercise
dodging harpoons?
Synergy Fitness"

funny, but probably not going to gain alot of fatties as customers.

edit: yes, i'm chubby, but i don't think i fit into the "mistaken for a whale category"
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 08:12 PM       
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i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.


SOMEONES BEING A JERK SO THEY MUST NEED DRUUUUGGGSSSS.

I think the real problem is that you have a giant stick up your ass that says, "PLEASE DO NOT BE NOT NICE (to my friends)"
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 08:41 PM       
if i had a stick that big up my ass i'd probably be making more money
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 08:43 PM       
No, you'd be a popsicle ^.^
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
THE WORDS COULD BE WRITTEN IN TINY LETTERS.

ALSO IM SURE THERES PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO STICK HUGE THINGS IN THEIR ASS AND MAKE NO MONEY. MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO BE MORE OUTGOING.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 08:55 PM       
Hey Kahl what's up :X
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:34 PM       
not much just chillin mostly how about you?
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:35 PM       
nothin mang got some whatups and i'm roooolllllliiiiinnnn along

are you barbecuing some good ass food?
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
no but i did last night :D

I got some what ups myself
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:39 PM       
:D

i want some barbecue mang
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:43 PM       
you should make some bbq and marinate your chicken with beer and chicken broth for a couple of days and then coat it in bbq sauce for a day and thennnn bbq it
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:43 PM       
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i want some barbecue mang
Youre not from Miami =X
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:45 PM       
WIFFLES SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I AM HAVING A QUIET CONVERSATION WITH MY BEST FRIEND STEWART AND YOU ARE FUCKING UP MY MOOD

P.S. STEWART THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:53 PM       
ITS DELICIOUS AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY ABOUT IT

LATELY I HAVE ALSO BEEN BBQIN SQUASH TO MY OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:54 PM       
I'LL BBQ THE SHIT OUT OF SOME SQUASH AND EAT THAT SHIT YYYYYUUUMMM
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 10:01 PM       
AND WATERMELONS
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 11:08 PM       
lol guys if you dip a pencil in water a GIANT droplet forms and it just sits there like a bubble but it doesnt pop and if you move it it moves but it doesnt break and if you turn it upside down it flips and you can watch it it never moves and goes away
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 01:10 AM       
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Well Himmler was really serious about the occult stuff. They had secret occult rituals deep beneath his lair called Castle Wolfenstein. ^^
Oh man, I just saw what looks like a new Wolfenstein on sale at Target.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 01:14 AM       
ive been seeing ads for it like crazy on hulu
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 01:16 AM       
Yeah I been wanting to pick that up too. I played the first one a long time ago, scared the bejeesus outa me. Cause nazis and zombies are just adorable ^.^
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 01:22 AM       

she was shaved; she was spayed.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 01:24 AM       
AAARRRRGGGHHHH

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