My Russian, epileptic, crackhead, illegal immigrant neighbor

[Rongi]

Is having a baby sometime in August, and she's smoking. I want to tell her to quit, but she'll just roll her eyes at me. I hate to sound preachy .

[The Retro Kat]

Back in Soviet Russia, smoking makes baby stronger.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Maybe she prefers a smaller baby.

[AChimp]

In Soviet Russia, eyes roll you!

[Rongi]

In soviet russia, baby has you?

[Ninjavenom]

I always wished that smoking while pregnant would make the baby come out all mushy and pasty, like squeezing a tube of toothpaste. People would probably still smoke their little fetus to a pasty demise, but i know that more people would say something to them about it.

[AChimp]

In Soviet Russia, smoking quits you.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

but i know that more people would say something to them about it.

Quit making me feel guilty . It's not like I haven't tried to tell her before, it's the same thing "I'll quit when I want to" or the ol' eyeroll .

[Evil Robot]

In Russia, girl is worth 4000 cigarettes.

[Ninjavenom]

Well, punch her in the eye, then. I hear women are into that.

[Rongi]

Pfft, are you kidding? Russian women are fucking tough. She'd beat the holy fuck out of me, pregnant or not .

[Cap'n Crunch]

Is the father of the baby Soda Popinski? ROFL LOL OMG

[feelevil]

i wud b more concerned bout tha "CRACK SMOKING" but dat's jus me.

HEHhea;

[Rongi]

She claims her and her boyfriend are off it, but I have my doubts :/

[Esuohlim]

In Soviet Russia, toothpaste squeezes you!

[feelevil]

u meen u gots a crackhead bitch neighbor yo???

>> NO FUCKIN WAY will i feel sympathy for u bein a virgin nomore Rongi. SEIZE THA DAY YO. unless ofcos dat bun be yours n u feelin more than neighborly concern if ya knowhatimsayin d00d

HEhealhds;l

[Esuohlim]

WHAT?

[feelevil]

couple more timez yo its gettin funniah

HEHehla;

[Les Waste]

Feelevil is the best person here.

I am so not joking. Him and Jin.

[feelevil]

:nutinbutluv 4 ya Les

[Mike]

What a careless mandavoshka

[ziggytrix]

unless ofcos dat bun be yours n u feelin more than neighborly concern if ya knowhatimsayin d00d

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by feelevil

NO FUCKIN WAY will i feel sympathy for u bein a virgin nomore Rongi. SEIZE THA DAY YO. unless ofcos dat bun be yours n u feelin more than neighborly concern if ya knowhatimsayin d00d

Ok, one, how do you know I'm a 'virgin'? Two, no way in hell will I fuck a pregnant, crackhead, russian

[feelevil]

i think every1 needz 2 just CHILLAX 4 a bit cuz dis ain't tha time or place yo!!

ouralittleliquor 4 Rongi's crack baby

if u dun do it u ain't got no muthafuckin heart

[Rongi]

If I didn't include "crackhead" in the title, feelevil probably wouldn't have even posted in this thread