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Old Nov 30th, 2009, 02:07 PM       


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Old Nov 30th, 2009, 02:51 PM       
Arguably the best thing to come out of Tasmania?
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Old Nov 30th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
One could argue that, I suppose
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If you're gay
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Old Dec 1st, 2009, 10:37 AM       
What else has come out of Tasmania?
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Old Dec 1st, 2009, 02:04 PM       


I stand by my previous statement.
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Old Dec 1st, 2009, 05:10 PM       
That man is playing a guitar with an apple on it.
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Old Dec 1st, 2009, 08:31 PM       
Obama speeches are soooooooooo fucking boring.
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Old Dec 1st, 2009, 08:39 PM       
I want him to go "GO SELL SOME MEDICINE, BITCHES"
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Old Dec 1st, 2009, 08:40 PM       
He needs to be more black
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 03:55 AM       
those last two guys actually look like they could be taz and his father
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 03:59 AM       
That's David Foster and son. David Foster is the world champion in wood cutting. I've had enough about Tasmania now, so no more please.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 04:51 AM       
I love the BADASS MAN COMPETITIONS like wood cutting. I've cut wood but they destroy it. Axe toss is badass too.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 04:09 PM       
So some weird ass guy that would occasionally hang out with my girlfriend and I decided to start texting my girlfriend when he got drunk and try to make "the moves" on her via the phenomenon of texting. I'm not the slightest jealous of him, seeing as he looks exactly like that fetus looking fuck on "The Shield" (Michael Chiklis). Also worth noting is that he's a pathetic alcoholic who's shtick is when achieving maximum "drunkness", is portraying the persona of a wretched fat fuck with a distinctive billowing voice which, ironically, is exactly what he is.

So after taking into consideration of all the amazing contributions he can offer to his and I's wonderful friendship, I decided to write Mr. Fetus a very welcoming, homey letter personally addressed to him. I-MOCKERY EXCLUSIVE!


Dear James,

Leave my fucking girlfriend alone. I'm tired of you bothering her in which she tells me all the wonderful and pleasant shit you say to her which is actually really fucking pathetic. Just imagining you playing with your half assed whiskey dick while texting her is reassurance of how pathetically miserable you truly are. Jesus fucking christ I'll read about you in the newspaper one day about how you drunkingly sexually assualted a kid at a broken down theme park.

p.s. I'll cum on your face
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 04:22 PM       
You think about him playing with his whiskey dick? Thats sick even for you Babs.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 04:34 PM       
Hey, I would of never conjured the image up if he never existed. So basically, he forced me to think of the crude image.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 05:36 PM       
Well then that warrants much more than a nasty letter.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 06:02 PM       
I wouldn't have written the letter. I would have just went to his house, pulled down my pants, and took a shit on his carpet. If he doesn't have carpet get the couch.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 06:40 PM       
Have you seen these txts or are you just taking the bitches word?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2009, 06:44 PM       
i saw duh txtz
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 12:35 AM       
Can you do a "flat frozen pee through the mail slot" thing? I seem to remember RannyK offering that one up....
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