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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 02:45 PM        DFS Saves Children from Asshole Parents
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HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Police say three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state.

Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris says workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services on Tuesday 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell from their home Tuesday.


Harris says family services did not tell police the reason the children were removed. Agency spokeswoman Kate Bernyk says it does not comment on specific cases.


The children and their parents, Heath and Deborah Campbell, received attention last month when a supermarket bakery refused to put Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on a birthday cake.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 02:52 PM       
i wonder if geggy's son John Don'tbelivethezionistjewlies Smith will be next
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 03:04 PM       
Never mind. It was at the bottom of sspadowky's post.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 03:09 PM       
I don't think child services should be able to withhold the reason for taking the children from the police. That would be kidnapping. But then again Harris is the one who said that, not the police.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 04:59 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 05:04 PM       
Harris was the police I think. I love the idea of some asshole trying to get Adolf Hitler put on a birthday cake. Could you imagine being the baker being asked to do that?
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
Wow you are right, I kinda missed that part. That doesn't sound right at all.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 05:59 PM       
can they take children away for namin gthem bad things? Like if you named them Stupid Cunt Johnson couldn't y ou say that might be harmful for the child.

and aryan nation isn't even a name t hat bugs me so much! Personally i would beat that kid up on principle alone.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 05:59 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 08:07 PM       
moral of the story is, if you name your kid hitler make damn sure that your home life is good because you are going to get scrutiny like nobody's business
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 10:59 AM       
Its not so much the name that makes me think the kids should have been taken away. Its the mullet they made the son wear.
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 12:15 PM       
Isn't it you guys' right as Americans to call your spawn whatever the fuck you want? Freedom of speech or something?

Sure, calling your kid Adolph Hitler is incredibly tasteless, but I'm not sure it allows family services to take your children away. It's just a name after all. I mean they didn't say that was the reason but it must be I guess.

Is teaching your kids to hate jews child abuse?
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
That person also has a daughter named Aryan Nation.
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 02:33 PM       
We can name our children anything we want. However if you do name your kid something fucked up like Hitler, they cant take you child for that alone, but it does open the door for an investigation. If that investigation finds anything they could then take your kid.
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 03:23 PM       
So I could name my kid KILL ******S O'TOOLE and that's fine?

I don't know I have a feeling that naming a child something horrible like that could be considered abuse or neglect ;/
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 03:25 PM       
http://www.lawprofessor.com/name-cha...-restrictions/

I could see them making some arguments based on that ;/ i don't know if that would give them the right to take the kids away, though. I can't really find anything about teaching children to be racist ;/

if you read their justifications for naming their kids stuff like that they say things like, "The past is behind us now, let's get over silly things like names and move towards the future." lol ok.
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 03:57 PM       
I remember seeing the cake story a month ago. The mom said she named the kid "Adolf Hitler" because she admired the man, and couldn't understand why more people didn't use that name.'


It's not hard for me to imagine her doing other stupid things to her kids.
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In the future, Adolph hitler campbell will save the jews. Can't you people see?
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 07:18 PM       
I assumed these people named their kids those names not out of white pride, but the inevitable fact that they will most likely be able to sue someone over it. I think their money wagon may have come in.
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Can't it be both?
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 09:05 PM       
I hate to admit it, but I think we've finally found parents worse at naming kids than Mrs. Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol.

Lord, I feel sorry for those poor kids. Adolph Hitler? JoyclLynn Arayan Nation? You just know those guys are getting picked on waaaaay throughout elementary school and into their adult years. Roll call alone would be a nightmare: "Adolf Hitler Campbell?"

And that's just bull, them saying they did it to honor their German ancestory. Like there weren't other famous Germanic names for them to pick from. Of course not, they had to go with a bi-polar nut who tried to commit genocide on multiple ethnicities in Europe. God...
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 09:07 PM       
Besides, if they really wanted to honour their German ancestry they could've at least named the kid after a German.
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That too.
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