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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:46 PM        CARSON DALY PROVEN MASSIVE TOOL
You know, when even his co-workers can't keep from snarking, you know he's a total loser.

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LOS ANGELES, June 30 — If one thing can be said about Saturday night’s taping of the inaugural “MTV Bash,” it is that commercial breaks have never been so therapeutic. Practically everyone at the red-hot roast of the network’s biggest name, Carson Daly, made use of the advertising breaks to make amends onstage.

HOST JEFF ROSS was seen apologizing to Nicky Hilton for saying that it’s ironic “two sluts are named after a cheap hotel.”

Sarah Silverman was spotted hugging Jennifer Love Hewitt after letting it rip that she really can’t sing.

But it was Daly who was left with the most wounds to heal at the no-holds-barred “Bash,” where everyone from Britney Spears and Madonna to Nelly and Adam Carolla tossed knives on everything from Daly’s escapades with young starlets (Hewitt and Tara Reid) and strippers to his “kiss-ass” ways.

The result? “I thought I was a nice guy, but I’ve come to realize I’m just a big douche bag,” a charred Daly said.

“Thank you so much for being here, let’s do it next year ... to somebody else.”
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:57 PM       
i never like carson daly. he sucks! :/
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:05 PM       
HE NEEDS TO JUST GO JUMP OFF THE MTV BUILDING OR SOMETHING.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
THIS NEEDS TO BE IN A DIFFERENT THREAD.

Carson Daly isn't even his real name.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 03:09 AM       
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i never like carson daly. he sucks! :/
DUDE! ME TOO! You're perfect for this board, please continue posting
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 03:15 AM       
He has intermittent caps in his name. I worship alternating cap names.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 09:26 AM       
anarchy is totally rad.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 01:38 PM       
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anarchy is totally rad.
Ugh. I saw this "I was like this BEFORE avril lavigne, honest" girl at a party one time with a hat with the anarchy symbol on it and it was so fucking lame I groaned aloud (alcohol had gotten to me by that point). I hate people
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