Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #26  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Feb 25th, 2007, 01:35 AM       
You have to ROLL for that.
Reply With Quote
  #27  
James James is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
James sucks
Old Feb 25th, 2007, 05:19 AM       
ASDFASFSDFSDA

Last edited by James : Mar 19th, 2007 at 10:01 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Moobs Moobs is offline
gynecomastia
Moobs's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kingdom of the United
Moobs is probably a spambot
Old Feb 25th, 2007, 07:31 AM       
Tordek the dwarf fighter

I stand over Barak and raise my fist with power
__________________
fo shizz
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Terra is probably a spambot
Old Feb 25th, 2007, 11:04 AM       
aw you guys have been busy overnight!

i raise my third finger in derision!
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Feb 25th, 2007, 11:09 AM       
I once again raise the lute to my lips and play the song of morale to boost everyone's to-hit and damage by 1. With my other hand, I ready my bastard sword and twirl it about defiantly.
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Moobs Moobs is offline
gynecomastia
Moobs's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kingdom of the United
Moobs is probably a spambot
Old Feb 25th, 2007, 11:59 AM       
After much dancing, I become fatigued and strength and dexterity get a -2 penalty. Damn it, damn it to hell!! I lie down for 8 hours of sleep, next to Barak (to guard him)
__________________
fo shizz
Reply With Quote
  #32  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Feb 25th, 2007, 12:14 PM       
oh damn good job putting me to sleep my lvl 40 elven ranger is always tired so i fell asleep

fuck u guys
Reply With Quote
  #33  
adept_ninja adept_ninja is offline
Member
adept_ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: nap town MD
adept_ninja is probably a spambot
Old Feb 26th, 2007, 05:03 PM       
graf ironheart - basket weaver

enters the deep sewers sensing peril in the deep,
in his fear he constructs a basket, it is of fine craft one
of his better works ::gains 1 lvl to basket weaving skill::
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Feb 26th, 2007, 06:26 PM       
Wimpy Lockbox, human arcane archer.

Fires enchanted arrow at mud golem
*rolls* misses.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
James James is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
James sucks
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 04:23 AM       
ASDFDASFSDAF

Last edited by James : Mar 19th, 2007 at 10:01 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Lenor Lenor is offline
I b Willies Cookie Tester
Lenor's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In your head...
Lenor sucksLenor sucks
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 05:47 AM       
Confusion, strikes me down with a massive force, drawn on by the geek-Dom.

I try to run away, yet get captured by a 9000 pound hippo, that can out-run lance Armstrong.

I finagle my way out of the beast grip, roll a 7, beat king koopa.

Save the princess, beat the game. THE END.
__________________
*My homo color is purple*
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 01:16 PM       
Wimpy Lockbox fires Seeker arrow at sleeping golem
*rolls* misses.
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Moobs Moobs is offline
gynecomastia
Moobs's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kingdom of the United
Moobs is probably a spambot
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 02:27 PM       
I wake up, hey whats going on guys? Oh is that the way out, awesome stuff. Sorry I overslept ^_^;;
__________________
fo shizz
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 03:46 PM       
Wimpy Lockbox begins crafting Arrow of Death.
Wimpy Lockbox finishes crafting Arrow of Death.
Wimpy Lockbox fires Arrow of Death at sleeping golem.

*rolls* misses.
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Lenor Lenor is offline
I b Willies Cookie Tester
Lenor's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In your head...
Lenor sucksLenor sucks
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 03:59 PM       
I rolled a 5.

What do I get?
__________________
*My homo color is purple*
Reply With Quote
  #41  
Moobs Moobs is offline
gynecomastia
Moobs's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kingdom of the United
Moobs is probably a spambot
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 04:04 PM       
You get dazed, usually lasts about one round
__________________
fo shizz
Reply With Quote
  #42  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Feb 27th, 2007, 08:17 PM       
I use my wilderness survival ability to try to find the source of the light!
Reply With Quote
  #43  
sspadowsky sspadowsky is offline
Will chop you good.
sspadowsky's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
sspadowsky is probably a spambot
Old Mar 6th, 2007, 07:58 PM       
Did I miss the coitus? I hate to miss the coitus.
__________________
"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin
Reply With Quote
  #44  
Optimistic Socks Optimistic Socks is offline
Only A Flesh Wound
Optimistic Socks's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: At The End Of A Rainbow...In Canada
Optimistic Socks is probably a spambot
Old Mar 6th, 2007, 08:09 PM       
Fenwidge Tatterhelm- Town Drunk

enters on scene with +20 Jigger Of Wine
Rolls for shot amount
Rolls 20
Drinks

Rolls to unleash +5 Vomit Comet on Terra
Suceeds
__________________
I Drink In MODERATION
Moderation Is An Imaginary Place That Exists Wherever I Am!

Reply With Quote
  #45  
Zinger Zinger is offline
Random Annoyance
Zinger's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Parts Unknown
Zinger is probably a spambot
Old Mar 7th, 2007, 11:24 PM       
I'm a moogle. Kupo-po-po-po-po

^_______^
__________________
I used to bring you roses, you wish I did again. But now it's just Bukkake, with me and all my friends.
Reply With Quote
  #46  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Terra is probably a spambot
Old Mar 8th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
plz get this shit back to the game. no subversives. thanks
Reply With Quote
  #47  
Cosmo Electrolux Cosmo Electrolux is offline
Stone Pants Rabbit
Cosmo Electrolux's Avatar
Join Date: May 2001
Location: In your distant memory
Cosmo Electrolux is probably a spambot
Old Mar 9th, 2007, 12:03 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by sspadowsky View Post
Did I miss the coitus? I hate to miss the coitus.
no, I wasn't sure which dice I was supposed to roll for coitus
Reply With Quote
  #48  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Terra is probably a spambot
Old Mar 9th, 2007, 09:15 PM       
well, at least you have dice
Reply With Quote
  #49  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Mar 10th, 2007, 09:49 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra View Post
This is exactly how the actual coitus would've ended too
Reply With Quote
  #50  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Terra is probably a spambot
Old Mar 10th, 2007, 11:52 PM       
mr dry hump, everybody
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:56 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.