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Old Apr 12th, 2007, 10:17 PM        Swiss Navy personal lubricants
My significant other had me buy some of this. Aside from it costing $15 for like three fluid ounces (is that normal market price? I wouldn't know.), I wonder: why should I trust ANY product deriving its name--if not associated with--the navy of a landlocked country? Does Switzerland really have a navy? The only historical purpose I can imagine for it would be when Switzerland was commissioned in the Renaissance to defend the Papal States. Maybe the Swiss Navy protects the pope from pirates? If so, wouldn't it be contrary for them to sell personal lubricants? I really have no idea here.
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Old Apr 12th, 2007, 10:27 PM       
baby. if it gets you laid, i wouldn't question it until i reached aarp age. keep the politics and moral rueage out of the bedroom.
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 01:15 AM       
I couldn't disagree with Terra more.

Generally when I'm in the act of love making, or "fucking" as I like to call it, I always talk politics. It just makes things so much hotter, try it!
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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 03:13 PM       
"im going to pound you like the nazi's pounded poland"

"your vagina will be desolate much like war torn Europe in the 40's when im done with you"
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 11:20 PM       
Dude, that is not cool! Your going to get us in trouble again.
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Old Apr 26th, 2007, 01:28 PM       
who the fuck buy's personal lubricant?
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 01:42 AM       
I don't know, what the fuck IS Buy's personal lubricant and why does Buy endorse such a product?
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 02:23 AM       
Lubes are generally pretty expensive, Seth. I can't tell you the exact unit cost, but yeah, sex and masturbation will leave you broke.
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 02:24 AM       
And maybe broken, if you're into that kind of stuff.
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