Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Hot single looking for sweet female.
Here's a picture of me OAO!
Sure I look like Robin Gibb kinda ()and
gravity has been quite merciless to my taffy-like skin too. Not only that, but my "fun hole" smells like a 1000 year old dead tree that fell into a septic pond. The doctor told me that all I have to do to get rid of the smell was to remove that first tampon I put in there some years ago (I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE TEMPORARY! LOL Im sucha goof!) and to stop wiping from "back to front." Whatever that means!
NEways, I like funny movies like Cheaper by The Dozen (OMG ASHTON!), Click, and the Larry the Cable Guy movie(boy what laughs!, git err dun! HAHAHAHA)!
I polish doorknobs and car tailpipes with my mouth from time to time (hope you aren't a germ-a-phobe! HAHAHA GET IT?! ME TOO! ME TOO!) and listen to sweet tunes while doing so! I like good rock n roll music like 3 Dog Night and Ramjam!
Hope you're up to the challenge!