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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 01:42 PM       
Oh what, HIS ufo reference gets a thumbs up while my drunken, creepy mixtape track list gets zilch, whatever
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 01:47 PM       
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Oh what, HIS ufo reference gets a thumbs up while my drunken, creepy mixtape track list gets zilch, whatever
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Seriously.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 01:50 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 01:52 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:00 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:03 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:10 PM       
I was making custard tarts and rolling leftover dough in my hands and there was this teeny tiny metal shaving in it.

I've already baked a batch of tart shells and now I'm paranoid, I don't know if I found the only bit of metal or if there are more. I didn't -see- any others but now I'm freaking out.

And was it from the store-bought dough or the cutters I used?

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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:24 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:26 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:29 PM       
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I was making custard tarts and rolling leftover dough in my hands and there was this teeny tiny metal shaving in it.
WHO CARES, FILE A LAWSUIT! WIN BUCKETS OF DOUGH! PAIN AND SUFFERING AND EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!

Srsly, can you take a photo to scale? I might be able to ease your mind if I can see what we're chatting about.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:38 PM       
I tossed it

It looked like a small curl of metal. I was afraid it might have come off one of the cookie-cutters I was using.

I'm OCD and once I get it in my head to worry about stuff like this I can't stop.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:39 PM       
found it

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THE OFFICIL GRISLYGUS ROMANTIC MIX TAPRE TRACK LIST NOT FOR PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS
SHOW THE WOMAN OF THE LIFE YOU LOVE HER THROUGHT CREEPY LYRICS

1. ROCK BOTTOM-
UFO
2. MAGIC POTION- THE OPEN MIND
3. EVIL WOMAN- BLACK SABBATH (ozzy only!!!)
4. I AM THE HUNTER- SHADOWS OF KNIGHT
5. PROWLER- iRON mAIDEN
6. WHISKEY BAR- THE DOORS
7. ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER- HENDRIX
thassa piecart, that is
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:00 PM       
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I tossed it

It looked like a small curl of metal. I was afraid it might have come off one of the cookie-cutters I was using.
SUE THE COOKIE CUTTER COMPANY!!!

I'm guessing it was about 1-2mm in length; IMO, the cookie cutters are an unlikely source for a curly shard of metal (most likely aluminum - steel would be much harder to cut). Were you using dough from a tube or a tin? Metallic fragments can be generated from opening an end of the tube (usually sealed with a soft metal slug) or from either end of the tin (usually aluminum). Could the "metal" actually be a piece of the metalized paper used as the body of the tin?

In any event, all food products have to be GRAS per the 23 CFR 175 blah blah blah (I forget the exact reference, can look it up if needed). In all likliehood the piece is too small to engender any type of reaction upon accidental ingestion. If it did then the individual so affected would probably have many other allergic reactions as well.

Bottom line - don't worry about it.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:21 PM       


It was prerolled, but not in an aluminum lined tube. It was in a plastic sleeve in a cardboard box.

I'm -hoping- that was the only metal curl in the batch. I inspected the rest closely and didn't see a hint of metal or any darkness in the dough.


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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:27 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:28 PM       
Add ACDC's Night Prowler that Gus
A good selection though!

I don't know what to say about metal shavings in dough, but you can send all your baked goods to me and I'll test them for you.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:31 PM       
lol

I think it was probably just a freak thing, the rest looked fine, I checked everything (and when I check things, I check them well)
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:36 PM       
So, no lawsuit?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:47 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:48 PM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:50 PM       
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She's pretty good; it took me nearly a month to piss people off this much.

(sorry for the off-topic response )
i'm not pissed i'm just trying to convince her to post elsewhere! this message board is not for kids
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:59 PM       
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