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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 01:51 PM       


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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 01:59 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 02:11 PM       
See, you are nonsensical and prone to drunken outbursts in public. I had a friend like you, he would always get the cops called on us and we just blew him off after a while cause we wanted to have fun, not run from the police. My mom saw his mom last year. They moved with out telling him where and have a restraining order on him. I foresee lots of restraining orders in your future.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 03:13 PM       
Is that Mexican kid retarded or something? I mean really. Does he have some sort of birth defect or mental handicap? His face looks kind of like he has the downs but not exactly.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 05:01 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 05:14 PM       
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See, you are nonsensical and prone to drunken outbursts in public. I had a friend like you, he would always get the cops called on us and we just blew him off after a while cause we wanted to have fun, not run from the police. My mom saw his mom last year. They moved with out telling him where and have a restraining order on him. I foresee lots of restraining orders in your future.
I guarantee you have a lot of dreams where you smoke cigars.

I foresee you facing a second divorce.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 05:20 PM       
YAY! That means some sucker is gonna marry me again!
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 05:24 PM       
Hey. You can get some free booty out of it. You should try and shoot for someone with some cash so you can take half of it when you decide to leave their ass.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 05:40 PM       
Nah, right now I'm training my GF to be my nursemaid.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 05:52 PM       


"A bang-nurse. Nice!"
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 06:07 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 08:53 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 08:58 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 09:14 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 09:30 PM       
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He looks like Thunderbutt from HOOK.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 11:36 PM       
THe Youtube thread is dumb.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 05:55 PM       
FUCKING HELLZ WHERE IS EVERYONE TODAY?!
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 06:01 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 06:15 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 06:16 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 07:53 PM       
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town with yo pants on the ground
get it up!!
HEY! got your pants off the ground
lookin like a fool, walkin talking
with you pants on the ground
get it up
hey get them pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
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