I HATE KITTENS!

[test tube THE BRAVE]

Kittens make me red hot mad! There's about 353 of them in this shitty, piss crusted, rat shit infested whore din. When they want something they meow thinking they are cute, from the same mouths that lick the piss and cum from their dirty diseased kitty genitals. Whenever they meow asking for food, to turn into smelly wet turds I ignore them, sometimes I like to kick them around for fun. And chase them around the house until they are down in a corner, i hold them down screaming in their face until I bust their ear drums. Grabbing the turd smeared paws of the cat and bending their legs back until they almost break, I laugh as they walk around with limps!

If I ever see a stray kitten I'm going to stop on his shitty guts until turds spew from its filthy kitty shithole and piss pours out of its eyesockets. Kittens make me fucking ANGRY!

[GnrySgtHartman]

TEST TUBE ACTULY HTS PUSSAY!

[Captain Robo]

:/

[test tube THE BRAVE]

i am just taking care of business homer skelton ford

grab a stick of juicy fruit, the taste is going to MOOGE you

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS!!!

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[Orange Juice Bruce]

Woooooo..wait till CHOJIN gets home!

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Originally Posted by test tube THE BRAVE

Kittens make me red hot

Say it like this, and it becomes a whole NEW thread.

[Evil Robot]

this guy must have found a way to masturbate using a kitten

[vacant]

thats not so hard, all you need is a kitten, some fishing line, and a stick of butter.... i mean, I've HEARD its not so hard... you know, from.... ohter, uh, people. Yeah... people.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Just like the peanut butter trick?

[Spooky]

(heart) kiddy..erm...KITTY porn. :/

[sadie]

you know what i hate? test tubes! how ironic, you say. and i concur.

you know what i like to do with test tubes? i like to break out my diamond-tipped pen thingy and scratch all around and around.

and then, place them gently on the floor, like on a pillow or something. and then, i like to SMASH THEM IN WHILE JUMPING ON MY POGO STICK.

AND I'M NOT REALLY GOOD AT IT, SO IT TAKES A WHILE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY HIT THE TEST TUBES. AND THEY GET TO LIE THERE WAITING FOR THE POGO STICK TO CRUSH THEIR ALREADY SCRATCHED-TO-HELL FORMS.

IT'S KINDA LIKE THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE, AT THE END, WHEN HE'S STRAPPED IN THAT MOUSE TRAP AND THE HATCHET IS GOING TO FALL AT ANY MOMENT.

ONLY THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE GETS OUT, AND THE TEST TUBES ALWAYS END UP IN THE NASTY, STINKY DUMP.

[Les Waste]

I THINK I'M GOING ABOUT THIS CAT BREEDING THING ALL WRONG

[ItalianStereotype]

YOU arent supposed to fuck the cats, bobo. :/

[Les Waste]

I DON'T CARE WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO FUCK OR NOT FUCK, I FUCK THE CATS BECAUSE I WANT TO

[MISTER FART]

OKAY I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO AND BE COMPLETELY SPOOKY RIGHT NOW

[Geggy]

"MUAHAHAHAHAH! LET'S BREED MORE KITTENS. SOON WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND EAT PEOPLE LIKE TEST TUBE ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[sadie]

HOLY SHIET! IT'S CLEO!

[Helm]

Geggy, give me back my brandwidth

[sadie]

LEECH!

[Rez]

hey, test tube, you go to the LOVELINE FORUM FOR THIS CRAP YOU ASSHOLE.

as for the thread itself, it' not funny, youre just a monstrous fucker.

puppies i can understand, but not kittens.

[test tube THE BRAVE]

this is not about comedy, this is about pain!

erection is impossible without a good solid kick to a kitten's head

"tear into the tomato, all you'll find is more tomato" - test tube

[punkgrrrlie10]

my kitty snores. He is cute. You die now.