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Old Dec 28th, 2012, 08:14 PM       
ya i was thinking that. holy fuck zomboid you get an awful lot at xmas.
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Old Dec 28th, 2012, 08:26 PM       
THIS IS BECAUSE CANADIAN MONEY IS WORTH MORE NOW
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Old Dec 28th, 2012, 08:45 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2012, 09:11 PM       
Yeah, ridiculously spoiled at Christmas time. I got Longclaw last year, so now...now I'll have two replica weapons on the wall at my place. That worries me a bit because of how nerdy it is, but one is in my room and the other will go into the TV room; it's easy for me to lead a girl from the door directly to my bed without seeing either of 'em, and that's sort of what I count on at this point. The sword always gets mentioned, but by that point the roofies have kicked in they're usually well aware of my being a nerd.

That thing is actually pretty heavy, too. Plus, it has like three spikes. I think that if it came down to it, I could use it as a legitimate weapon.
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Old Dec 28th, 2012, 09:41 PM       
i thought girls liked nerds now anyway
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Old Dec 28th, 2012, 09:48 PM       
I think they like the super exaggerated ones that wear superhero shirts, have thick glasses, etc. I don't know. I'm only smooth when drunk, and even then there's that perfect level of intoxication, and I'm useless anywhere below or above it.
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 11:04 AM       
This waiting for season three of Game of Thrones is killing me.
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 12:01 PM       
Then read the book instead
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 03:14 PM       
I'm up to waiting for the paperback for a dance with dragons to come out. I liked a feast of crows the best so far.

Still no fucking ben stark...unless that one guy.

Anyway he needs to stop being such a fat sea captain looking fuck and finish writing the series.
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 03:16 PM       
Instead of

"I gotta memorize these sea and star charts"

Instead of

"i better change the bulb in the lighthouse before making another voyage"

Instead of

"i got scurvy"
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 05:25 PM       
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Then read the book instead
I've read the first book and am just starting the second, but I don't want to get ahead of the tv series because it's so damn good.
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 06:15 PM       
is this show / book really good or is it twilight / harry potter good
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 07:25 PM       
Really fucking good.
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 07:27 PM       
Book/season 3 is especially killer too.
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 08:10 PM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 10:00 PM       
Because lots of good stuff happens...
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 10:10 PM       
Yeah. That's sort of all you can say, considering the thing is fucking brimming with big, important events.
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Old Dec 29th, 2012, 10:32 PM       
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I donated coats to the needy.
Helped out distributing food to the homeless at the shelter.
Shoveled neighbors driveways and sidewalk areas.
Drove 20miles to the closest recycling plant since there isn't one close by to drop off recyclables.

I don't believe in the holidays. Its just a satanic event for spoiled punks that most likely don't even deserve any of the crap they list.
Because seriously, can you honestly tell us you can be "good" 365 days?
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 12:40 PM       
HAPPY NEW YEAR PUB!
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 05:34 PM       
Are you guys even in 2013 yet?
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 05:57 PM       
Guys. I have been in 2013 for almost 12 hours. I have been drinking the whole time. Hurry up or I'll finish all the booze.
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 05:58 PM       
i still got plenty of 2012 booze to drink

man shrub sure shares her birthday with a lot of spam bots and/or lord of the rings fans
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 06:02 PM       
2012 is so last year.

Shrub got mad that I didn't wish her a happy birthday from my timezone so she hasn't been on today. That or she had better shit to do on her birthday/new years. Naw. Can't be that.
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