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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:18 PM        An Idea


I think a good way to commit suicide would be to climb inside the mouth of a whale.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:20 PM       
A good way to induce suicide is to show a teenager this picture and tell um that its them in the picture.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:22 PM       
but they have no teeth woman! NO TEETH for godsakes!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:26 PM       
There are two groups of whales, toothed and baleen. Toothed whales have no sense of smell.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:39 PM       
It appears that baby is having second thoughts about it's creative demise as it's eating it's way out through the stomach.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:41 PM       
That whale is already dead, just look at its eyes! That baby is just wearing the whale's skin like a coat. It is still pretty cold out you know...
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:46 PM       
Oh God vacant sucks.

and CLEARLY that whale is not eating the kid. That baby is poking it's head through the hole that the doctors had to make in the whale's throat because of cancer.

SAY NO TO CIGARETTES AND SMOKING THEM KIDS
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:52 PM       
Oh, my god! The whale is pregnant and Willie is the father! lol
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:58 PM       
I still love you.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:23 PM       
WHO'S UP FOR KRILL FEEDING?!? SEE YOU FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING ON THE OCEAN FLOOR!! LAST ONE TO HEAVE UP A HUNK OF AMBERGRISS IS ENDANGERED!! MORE WHALE JOKES!!
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:27 PM       
EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK IT'S A REALLY GOOD BABY TATTOO, YOU FUCKING CONSPIRATORS. BAS RELIEF TATTOO REGARDLESS.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:31 PM       
I did not know there were toothed whales. They must have hugemungeous teeth
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:32 PM       
The beluga is a toothed whale. I hope you learn a lot about beluga whales from my report because I sure learned a lot about them writing it.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:35 PM       
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea
Swim so wild and you swim so free
Heaven above, and the sea below,
Just a little white whale on the go.

Baby Beluga, oh baby beluga
is the water warm,
is your mama home,
for you... so... hap
OH GOD, OH GOD, YOUR TEETH, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, OH GOD, OH CHRIST, MY LEGS, WHERE
ARE MY LEGS THE WATER
RED RED RED
oh my god oh jesus
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:36 PM       
Is it beluga like BAHLOOGA. Like when someone says "you big bahlooga!" Are belugas really big. How many teeth do they have. How big are the teeth. What do they eat. Do eskimos kill them?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:37 PM       
Everyone's favorite toothed whale is, of course, the sperm whale.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:38 PM       
Down by the bay,
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home,
I dare not go,

For if I do,
My Mother will say,
"OH GOD, OH GOD, YOUR TEETH, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, OH GOD, OH CHRIST, MY LEGS, WHERE
ARE MY LEGS THE WATER
RED RED RED
oh my god oh jesus
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oh m-"

DOWN BY THE BAY...
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:38 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:38 PM       
The Pharse is "Big Palooka" and has nothing at all to do with whales.

It's reference to a fictional character named Joe Palooka whpo I believe was a boxer. A pugilist, not a dog.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:38 PM       
The beluga is considered a small whale. An adult male can grow from 14 to 20 feet. An adult female can grow from 13 to 17 feet. It weighs from 1000 to 3000 pounds.

Boot laces used to be made out of beluga’s skin because it was thicker than other whales’ skin. Whales have also been hunted for food, lamp oil, cosmetics, perfume, dog food, scrimshaw, oil to lubricate watches and machinery, illuminating lighthouses and “porpoise leather”. Now they don’t use whales for food because of toxins in the water that sometimes collect in the whale.

There are only about 50,000 beluga whales left. In the 19th century whalers forced belugas onto beaches stranding them and later collecting them for many different uses. Thousands died this way.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:40 PM       
*giigles*

you said "sperm" ...


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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:42 PM       
The whale used to live on land. In its adaptation to sea life, the hind limbs of whales vanished completely.

I hope they evolve back onto land and eat you.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:43 PM       
palooka doesn't sound right

how about... gahlupa

er wait. galoot. isn't that one? big galoot? is there a galoot whale


poor dead whales
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:45 PM       
"Have a banana Anna
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