CHAT ROOM PAGE 1000 KING IS CROWNED!

[Chojin]

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  Rongi's famed 1000-page post, as chiseled into a ceremonial bar of gold
  Source: I-Mockery Chat Room Thread [1]

Everybody give the King of the Chat Room Thread a hearty round of applsause!

The man of the hour had these words to say:

Chojin: How does it feel to beat Guitar Woman to page 1,000?
Rongi: It feels like destiny.

Chojin: Right now you have 9,697 posts. Do you have any plans for the big 10,000?
Rongi: I plan to post differently-photoshopped pictures of the same kitten over and over again till I reach that milestone post.

Chojin: That's 303 kittens! Are you sure you won't get banned before you can complete your goal?
Rongi: I'm hoping the adorableness will distract those moderators.

Chojin: How did you overcome such chat room thread regulars, such as Pub, in your quest for the 1,000th page?
Rongi: Completely on accident, honestly. I rarely post there anyway, it's full of nerds.
Chojin: We were done with the part of the interview you had to answer honestly.
Rongi: For weeks upon weeks, I studied the posting habits of the I-Mockery chat thread inhabitants. Through this vigorous study, I was able to pinpoint the exact microsecond before GW could [post], thus gaining the 1,000th page break. Also, I jerked off a lot.
Chojin: On GW's posts?
Rongi: ...And some pictures of mutilated bull dicks. I may just shock the foundations of the I-Mockery community by posting a picture of myself for the 10,000th post.

Chojin: Do you have anything you wish to say to the I-Mockery community at large?
Rongi: Yes. Folks, it's not about how many posts you have or how funny you think your Achewood references are, it's all about how long you've been here. Because let's face it, Vets 4 Life.
Rongi: Oh, and God bless America.

Chojin: Thank you for your time this evening.
Rongi: Anytime.

[Guitar Woman]

I still got #25000, asshole

[Rongi]

dont just clap for me folks, give it for yourselves! you've been great

[liquidstatik]

GJ Rongi :O

[Chojin]

Guitar Woman go check the facts, WHAT clearly got post #25,000.

[Guitar Woman]

That is CROSSING THE LINE, bub

[Emu]

This is a moment in history!

[Womti]

HAHAHAHAHA GW IF YOU ONLY KNEW

[Esuohlim]

All right I'm starting a new betting pool here.

$5 says Pub Lover wins page 10,000

[Grislygus]

I will take that bet, and never honor it.

[executioneer]

so what do you say, should we lock/archive the old thread and start a new one

[Lenor]

Chojy: congrats

sidebar: nice touch with the interview between you and rog, you should of struck down on gW more. ha

Willi: you rock! like always

[RaNkeri]

I still can't believe I slept over all this Page 1000 shit


Oh well, I can always wait for page 2000

[Lenor]

stop sleeping.
solves all problems of missing everything.

[Womti]

sometimes sleep is the only option ;<

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Lenor

sidebar: nice touch with the interview between you and rog, you should of struck down on gW more. ha

:GRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNNN

[Womti]

:WHATDIDYOUDOTOGREKINNEARSHAIRMILHJOUSEEEE

[Esuohlim]

Does anyone else want to praise Chojin for his interview with rog

[liquidstatik]

leave my friend chojin alone he didn't mean nothin by it

[liquidstatik]

i cant believe you sometimes

[Lenor]

Esuo - your just jelouse that rog wont give you any time for an awesome interview and haveing the 1000th post! Although, knowing chojin he most likely planned it out precisely.

Danny is a dirrrrty slut <3

[Esuohlim]

LENOR.

IT.

WAS.

RONGI.

NOT.

ROG.

[Esuohlim]

I seriously can't believe I had to point that out.

[Lenor]

There wasnt really a need. I was perseptive to that fact, rog is short for rongi.

If im speaking of mister mockery, I refer to him as Mr. Roger or something like that.

[Esuohlim]

Your coverup is positively airtight