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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:09 PM       
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Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.
Tans alleviate sunburn & muggings.

Unless you spent your whole time hiding in your hostel.

Also, tans potentially increase the likelihood sex.

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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:10 PM       
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They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.
Back to you doing that is it?
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:12 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:13 PM       

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man quit that i was gettin worried
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:29 PM       


I found a funny picture of a cat on the Internet.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:40 PM       
Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.

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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:43 PM       
I assume then, that Tanning of the skin is common practice for your parents.

If i were given that, well, ultimatum, i'd say do it with me or no go.

Also remind them that some "foriegn chicks" like to have mad sex with the fair of skin. Especially if they speak Spanish with a thick American accent.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:44 PM       
It can be so sad when the immediate is past so quickly.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:47 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:51 PM       
Tan or no tan, tell yer 'Rental units that Cuba is a no go. But Brazil might be because the hookers are not only cheaper but sometimes men.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:54 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 06:56 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 07:01 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 08:55 PM       
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That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.

If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
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If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.
Suddenly the dancing fat cat animation is so lacking in my eyes.

I really want to see the shuddering ripples.

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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
You know, they made java applets back around like 2000 that could add ripples on mouseover to any pictures.

I could totally steal an applet code and do that to a fat cat picture.

But I'm lazy.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 09:52 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 09:59 PM       
It's like he he was thinking HMMM, HOW COULD I MAKE MYSELF LOOK EVEN SCARIER TO CHILDREN?

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