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Courage the Cowardly Dog · #1

Al Gore unavailable for comment but suffice it to say they are afraid of things like this.

FartinMowler · #2

God bless teh moderators today

Dr. Boogie · #3

Oh, I see what you did there. You made a post about the snow in Texas, and then you mentioned Al Gore having no comment, as if to suggest that because there is a dangerous level of snow that his views on global warming are faulty.

And then, just as we were reeling in our seats from that last zinger, you posted a couple of gifs from a feature that Rog did on Jack Frost, to imply to us, the humble readers, that the reason the state guard was called in was not, in fact, to insure that the residents of Texas are safe from frostbite, hypothermia, etc, but rather to protect them from a mutated snowman with a thirst for blood.

Boy, C-Dog, that was a double whammy!

Sacks · #4

No whammies no whammies big money! Come on no whammies!

ArrowX · #5

WHAMMIES!

Evil Robot · #6

Knowing those ignorant stupid QVC shopping rednecks, they thought it was a terrorist attack and went praying to the nearest televangelist.

ArrowX · #7

With battered deep fried bacon and shotguns in hand.

Evil Robot · #8

I hope they have over 50 fatal car wrecks in the Dallas/ Ft worth area alone.

ArrowX · #9

OH NOES! 8 inches of snow! Sweet shit I can't get through that in my one half ton 4x4.

Evil Robot · #10

SAVE US HANK HILL!!!!

ArrowX · #11

Edit: BWHAAAAH

Evil Robot · #12

because thats all that comes to mind with texas, hank hill and his homosexual son.

ArrowX · #13

he wasn't a homo, his dad hated him because his woman was from asia.

noob3 · #14

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Originally Posted by StupidKraut

With battered deep fried bacon and shotguns in hand.

day dreaming there, fatty?

ps - oklahoma also took a beating with the snow its been fucked up here for the last week :/

Fathom Zero · #15

Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.

Evil Robot · #16

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.

What the fuck? what do you ride a boot to work?

ArrowX · #17

how do you fall on ice? thats just fucking stupid, learn winter loser

kahljorn · #18

i used to have these boots that had no traction it always pissed me off because I could literally slip on any slightly slippery surface. It's like they had anti-traction slippery goo painted on the bottom or something.
Maybe they are shoes for EXTREME GRAVITY situations so you can just slide around.

Fathom Zero · #19

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.

What the fuck? what do you ride a boot to work?

I broke my ankle so I have to wear a corrective boot everywhere I go.

ArrowX · #20

cripple

Emu · #21

Fathom Zero · #22

Disabilities aren't funny, unless you get a Rascal.

ArrowX · #23

now I want to see your avatar edited so its calypso riding a rascal

zeldasbiggestfan · #24

My girlfriend nearly fell like 8 times today. I called her slow and she tried to come over and push me and slipped again. God ice sucks and is funny at the same time when you have a courtyard at school.