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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:28 AM        Christmas sucks.
God seriously doesn't like me.

I just found out 2 days ago that my grandma is gonna die in a month from heart disease, and just yesterday they found my uncle dead in the street from an oxycontin overdose. I don't want to put up the tree. I don't want to do anything besides sleep because this sucks more than a canadian prostitute. Hell, I don't even want gifts. Merry craptastic christmas everyone. Hope your holidays don't suck balls as bad as mine do.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:35 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:35 AM       
This uncle didn't happen to have a shifty housekeeper did he?
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:39 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:42 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:48 AM       
UpShut, do you want to talk about it?
If so, ok.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:35 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:47 AM       
Up Shut, you have my sympathies.

And Oxycontin is a prescription painkiller.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 02:03 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 03:33 AM        Re: Christmas sucks.
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God seriously doesn't like me.

I just found out 2 days ago that my grandma is gonna die in a month from heart disease, and just yesterday they found my uncle dead in the street from an oxycontin overdose. I don't want to put up the tree. I don't want to do anything besides sleep because this sucks more than a canadian prostitute. Hell, I don't even want gifts. Merry craptastic christmas everyone. Hope your holidays don't suck balls as bad as mine do.
That's really sad to hear. I understand a little of what you're going through, my grandpa died 3 years ago today.. two days before christmas, what a lovely present.

this year gets even better, its only me and my dad because my mom is in the hospital and none of my sisters or other family can be assed to come visit us
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 05:12 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 05:15 AM       
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