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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 04:11 PM        When girlies finger themselves...
Do their fingernails cut the inside of their vagina?
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 04:49 PM       
See, this is why I bite my nails.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 05:30 PM       
No, unlike guys, they know what they are doing down there. :/
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
I've seen girls with those big whore nails finger their assholes, and I cry... while masturbating.

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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
You know about the one with the secretary fingering herself and finding a vaginal wart and taking her nail file to it
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
That's some sick shit, you two!
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:34 PM       
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:35 PM       
So how's your day been?
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
I just woke up. It's 5:40 in the morning here so I haven't had a day yet. Shut up.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 08:23 AM       
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You know about the one with the secretary fingering herself and finding a vaginal wart and taking her nail file to it
I don't know that one, Helm...
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 08:34 AM        Re: When girlies finger themselves...
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Do their fingernails cut the inside of their vagina?
Yes. I don't know how those porn stars to it with their nails. It huuurrrttts!
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 12:02 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 01:36 PM       
I think they just do it for show, they don't do anything other than stick 'em in there and pretend they're enjoying their work. Cuz otherwise, i think the the multiple stabwounds to the birth canal would be kinda painful. :/
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 05:48 PM       
They're probably wearing acrylic nails. Fake nails aren't sharp unless you go to a crappy place to get them done or you like having claws or something.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:20 AM       
Did you hear that one about the girl who fingered herself and had an orgasm?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 05:37 AM       
Well from what my sister told me the answer is yeah. She was sucking my cock and fingering herself while doing it, but she forgot to take off her fake nails. I told her not to put those fuckin' things on since I don't care what the fuck her nails look like, but she does anyway.

But anywho, she was so into sucking me off she didn't realize she was cutting all her fucking shit up inside. After she swallowed my load I look fuckin' down and I'm standing in a goddamn puddle of blood. She had to go the hospital and couldn't fuck for a month, but we just laugh about it now.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 05:42 AM       
I JUST CAME ALL OVER MY SELF
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 05:51 AM       
Cool, you can bottle it and send it to Jixby. He'll give you $100 for it. He likes to paint his house with it, calls it his house of cum or some stupid shit. I told him that it would be easier to just jizz all over the walls himself, but he says its not the same, go figure.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 06:35 AM       
OMG HI LIQUID ^ . ^
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 04:49 AM       
what?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 09:48 AM       
jixby, i think you need to send yourself your own semen.

i'm not answering the question proposed in this thread because it's stupid.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:40 PM       
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Well from what my sister told me the answer is yeah. She was sucking my cock and fingering herself while doing it, but she forgot to take off her fake nails. I told her not to put those fuckin' things on since I don't care what the fuck her nails look like, but she does anyway.

But anywho, she was so into sucking me off she didn't realize she was cutting all her fucking shit up inside. After she swallowed my load I look fuckin' down and I'm standing in a goddamn puddle of blood. She had to go the hospital and couldn't fuck for a month, but we just laugh about it now.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 01:27 PM       
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i'm not answering the question proposed in this thread because it's stupid.
It's not stupid. And the thread would be better/more informative if Mad Max didn't post in it.
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