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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 11:42 PM       
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The video won't play for me, is this about the GM bailout?
Didn't play for me either, all I saw was an ad for the Army saying a sniper could hit a playing card from 500 yards.
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
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It's about a mother who wanted the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" to be taken from her child's winter chorus performance on the grounds that it was not sensitive to other religions (it makes a reference to "Christmas").
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:11 AM       
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Well, that's the video I saw when I clicked on the link. What did you see?
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:34 AM       
wtf is this b*llshit
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:29 PM       
This person is only protesting the song because she accidentally heard an old Neil Hamburger joke...

Which goes like,

"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he was exposed as a Nazi war criminal and sentenced to life imprisonment".
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 07:26 PM       
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"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he was exposed as a Nazi war criminal and sentenced to life imprisonment".
Oh my god! My childhood was a lie.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 10:16 PM       
Deer Jew,

Don't you people mutilate yer sons' genitals upon birth? Funny how Christians adopted that practice also, but they still hate you.

So Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer will be cool when we cut part of his dick off also, then throw a Kwanzaa hat on it? Nice. How tolerant. Oh wait you don't believe in tolerance because you don't believe in Christ. Mass transportation sucks around here.

Here's the new song

Rudolph the fuck you reindeer
Had a very shiny glans
Muslims and Buddhists sucked it
Didn't even use their hands

(after a half an hour, I finally realized that the anonymous Jewish lady is prolly never gonna see this, so i stopped trying to write more verses... but if anyone else wants to, feel free)
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 05:40 PM       
I bet she was part of the stampede that murdered that Wal-Mart worker guy. I can just see her smashing her heel into his face because she didn't get there in time to get those panties for 10% off that she has stuck up her a$$.
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 10:36 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 01:37 AM       
Why? Because my rabbit drinks beer and yours impersonates Santa?
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 03:02 AM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 04:49 AM       
Don't tell my rabbit that. He would be none to pleased to hear those words. I, on the other hand, could not agree more.
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 10:21 AM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
WTF, THIS IS BULLSH*T!
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 04:36 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 04:39 PM       
That is bullshit! WTF?
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
i am a soldier in the war on xmas
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 10:51 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
wts is this bullf*ck
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 07:05 AM       
Sorry, I was drinking Icehouse that night, and was prolly listening something Satanic, y'know, like the local news about the Governor Blagojevich.

But now that i'm drinking wine, i'm a little more "LET'S KEELHAUL THAT SUMBITCH AND MAKE HIM WATCH ME JERK OFF TO PICTURES OF HIS WIFE THAT I DREW BY HAND!"

Oh, waitaminute.... I'm sorry. I forgot i was supposed to hate Jews who protest against... well, fucking anything.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was the best that chick could come up with?

If I were her, I'd be getting some sistas together and sueing some Egyptian broke -ass muthafuckas for my reparations check.

But I'm not Jewish so i don't care how black man treated you

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