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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
Fine, see if i care . But im warning you now if i dont post in here anymore you might not know my opinions on HALO. Also for the record here are 100 reasons halo sucks:

1. The storyline
2. The graphics
3. The gameplay
4. The sounds
5. The missions
6. The box art
7. The CDs
8. The fact it was made by omg M$$$
9. You like it
10. I enjoy making a fuss on intenet forums
11. My halo cd has disapeared (think i lent it to someone)
12. It cannot fly
13. It does not solve crimes
14. It raped my mother
15. And killed my father
16. The way the halo guy has a green metal suit thing
17. the ..stuff in the game with.. umm
18. ...............
19. . . . ............... ......... .......

Better make that '17 reasons halo sucks' . But i think you get the idea anyway.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
I'm not fighting a fag. It's just plain unfair
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 04:56 AM       
I do like Halo. A lot. I don't think it's the best FPS I've ever played, but if any company's earned the RESPEK, it's Bungie.

And now to debunk RainbowMilitia's list.

-1. The storyline
-Is WAY, WAY better than Half-Life's, plus draws on the huge history and plot of the Marathon series (story.marathon.org)

2. The graphics
-Are perfect for what they're trying to do, and will run reasonably on a mediocre system

3. The gameplay
-Is so much better than Half-Life's that it's almost hilarious, but seriously, every game since has adapted to use Halo's controls, so, yeah.

4. The sounds
-Are hilarious, fantastic, and clever (hey, it's a mark 5!)

5. The missions
-Are trite, but at least it has missions, unlike half-life.

6. The box art
-Was good

7. The CDs
-Were shiny

8. The fact it was made by omg M$$$
-It wasn't

9. You like it
-Correct point #1

10. I enjoy making a fuss on intenet forums
-Cop-out #1

11. My halo cd has disapeared (think i lent it to someone)
-Lie #1

12. It cannot fly
-Lie #2

13. It does not solve crimes
-Lie #3

14. It raped my mother
-Correct point #2

15. And killed my father
-Hopeful point #1

16. The way the halo guy has a green metal suit thing
-Gordon's orange jogging suit is far superior, I agree.

17. the ..stuff in the game with.. umm
-Correct point #3

18. ...............
-Lie #4

19. . . . ............... ......... .......
-Linux is gay #12
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 07:03 AM       
why you attacking half-life chojin?

im not going to start going all fanboy on half-life but its hardly the closest thing to halo in terms of gameplay.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 08:45 AM       
Chojin: As i'm not posting in this thread anymore i will not tell you how wrong you are.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 01:23 PM       
Gordon's a nerd just like all you half life fags.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 02:09 PM       
He studies plant cells and stuff in his little lab, and what does the cheif do? He gets frozen for a few years and beats up on redneck aliens on a hopeless planet.

Cause I mean, how many scientists have you seen take on zombies, fish monsters, and a giant duck?
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 02:34 PM       
I'm going at midnight to get Halo 2. It's not like I want to stand out in the cold just for a game I can't even play until I come home from school the next day, but if I don't go, they're going to run out of copies
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
LOL a giant duck...wow and he is making fun of Halo... i think we have a better chance of fighting aliens then fighting a giant duck.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 02:52 PM       
I can't remember anything like a duck In HL ;_;
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 03:35 PM       
Rec Faction for PC was cool. Red Fation 2 sucked.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 03:48 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
It's Nihilanth, you cunt.

It seems that most of you can't like but one or the other, Halo or Half-Life. Well, news flash, they're both amazing and gaming milestones, and the majority of people that feel like they have to insult one or the other either have too much time or are just trying to go against the grain.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 05:32 PM       
in short, they are both good games

thnaks for bringing somw positive statements into the thread kennedys
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 05:57 PM       
Halo was a milestone for XBox I guess. Yeah, when it came out for pc is was like, "Oh my god, faptastic!" Now it's just... meh. Reinstalled it, multiplay still sucks. No co-op mode.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
its pretty cool having a large quantity of players online, so thers no problem loading up 3 people onto a warthog and going nuts
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
crap. i'm going to a halo 2 party tonight, just to see whats up. i dont like halo, but i dont like FPS at all. the only reason i like HL is because my roommate had thoes 3d glasses things that make the game 3d...
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
are they any good? i was think of getting them a while back
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
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are they any good? i was think of getting them a while back
fuck yes. but i dont know if they work with the way grafx are now...
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 08:59 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 09:34 PM       
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He studies plant cells and stuff in his little lab, and what does the cheif do? He gets frozen for a few years and beats up on redneck aliens on a hopeless planet.

Cause I mean, how many scientists have you seen take on zombies, fish monsters, and a giant duck?
I wasn't defend cheif, I was just saying how much a dweeb gordon was. I'm defedning the super mario brothers.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
Half-life is years older than Halo, and it's unfair to compare the two.

Compare Halo 2 and Half-life 2 when the latter comes out.
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