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Johnny Horton Johnny Horton is offline
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tyler, Texas
Old Mar 17th, 2003, 08:49 PM        Wrong Story, Wright Lie
If one is to believe those hooligans in New Zealand, Wilbur and Orville were not the first to conquer the sky.

Apparently, Richard Pearse flew a gasoline powered, prop-driven airplane eight months before the two brothers made their less-than-historic journey over the sands of Kill Devil Hills, NC.

Tsk, tsk. There's really only one solution to this challenge to America's supremacy in the realm of world records. We must obliterate New Zealand, and with it, all their phony history books. The nerve of those kiwi-sucking bastards.
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