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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 07:05 PM        Proverbs
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 07:07 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 07:12 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 07:53 PM       
when life gives you lemons you clearly need to upgrade to grapefruit size or larger so consult with a plastic surgeon about implants
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 08:04 PM       
THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS
WHO THOUGHT ME GONE
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SO THEY WERE WRONG
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 12:09 AM       
When life gives you lemons, send life a fruitcake for Christmas.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 12:52 AM       
When life gives you lemons masturbate vigorously.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 01:28 AM       
When life gives you lemons make cocktails.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 01:33 AM       
When life gives you lemons, eat them rind and all until your teeth dissolve.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
When life gives you lemons, power a small lightbulb.


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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 02:16 AM       
when life gives you lemons you're playing it wrong, wth you're supposed to get a little pink peg or a little blue peg not a fucking lemon
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 02:40 AM       
When life gives you lemons, aim for the pretzel.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:17 AM       
When life gives you lemons, be thankful, because there are starving children in China who would kill to have those lemons you insensitive pampered DICK
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:36 AM       
When life gives you lemons you should probably have a talk with your car dealer
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:06 AM       
When lemons give you life - you may have scurvy.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:55 AM       
When live gives you lemons sautee them with some chicken and almond slivers and EVOO...it's yum-o :rachelray
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 10:02 AM       
When life gives you lemons you must be living in some sort of Lemon World which would make it appropriate. It's better than Lima Bean World or Spiked Ballgag & Used Condom Dangling From Your Tattered Asshole World.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 10:22 AM       
When life gives you lemons, give them back.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 10:48 AM       
When life gives you lemons, send a nice thank you card.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 03:30 PM       
When life gives you lemons, find a new life.

When life gives you lemons, find a new wife.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 03:54 PM       
When life gives you lemons, be glad at least someone remembered your birthday.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 05:27 PM       
When life gives you lemons, set up new rules for next year's Secret Santa event.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:10 PM       
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