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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:18 PM        SEX
Does it hurt?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:24 PM       
ONLY WHEN YOU PEE IN THE VAGINA!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:24 PM       
I wouldn't know. I hope not, though.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:30 PM       
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ONLY WHEN YOU PEE IN THE VAGINA!
Why would I pee in it?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:32 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:44 PM       
Does that hurt?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:55 PM       
It burns a little and then you get a rash.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:57 PM       
Thanks. Is there anything I can do to make it less painful?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 04:00 PM       
Depends on whether you're the guy or the girl. If you're the guy, then I imagine it probably won't hurt at all for you, unless you're with another guy and taking it up the ass. If you're the girl, however, your first few times at least will hurt.
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Thanks. Is there anything I can do to make it less painful?
Carry a machine gun!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:17 PM       
Solution: Steel Plated Condoms.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:18 PM       
I don't appreciate you last four's sarcasm. I really need answers here.

This isn't the best thread ever. I am a guy and I don't want to have sex with guys. I don't believe in violence. I don't think they make steel played condoms and I think those would probably hurt.

Any real answers would be great. Thanks again.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:20 PM       
Four layered sheepskin condoms.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:22 PM       
Ok. Where can I buy those? I don't think they sell them in Williamsburg because I went to the gas station a couple days ago and all they had were Trojans. Do those come in sheepskin?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:26 PM       
You have to tell her to get wet first, or else it will hurt. You have to tell her to think sexy thoughts even though she knows she'll never have those thoughts when she's with you (hey hey, only kidding).

If she doesn't have sexy thoughts then having sex will be uncomfortable for both of you. She'll be dry as a bone and you will hurt because it will feel like having sex with sandpaper.

HOPE THIS HELPS
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:29 PM       
It does. Thanks guys.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:32 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:39 PM       
Go down on her for a bit first. Gets it nice and moist one way or the other. Make sure she is clean though. If not
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:34 PM       
the first few times it will hurt. the head of your cock will feel like it's exploded into extinction. if you havent had sex in a while, it will hurt you, too. also i think it depends on how skillful she is. if she was 50 times better than the previous girl you'v e been fucking, it will probably hurt.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:52 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:56 PM       
YOU WIN IF ANY TESTS ARE NEGATIVE (LIKE GOLF)
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:01 AM       
If it doesn't hurt your penis is too small.


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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:18 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
Sex is a lot like the movie Citizen Kain. Everyone rants how great it is and when you actually see it ( or, in the case of sex, have it ), you realize it's very overrated and you'll realize that everyone who loved it just say they do to sound smart ( or, in the case of sex, manly ).

EDIT: It sounded a lot better in my head
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